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Ek admi ghar call karta hai naukrani fone uthate hai malik pochta hai koun baat kar raha hai naukrani bolte hai is ghar ke naukrani malik bolta hai par mere pass to koi naukrani nahe naukrani boltee hai mujhe yahan ke malken ne abhe abhe rakha hai malik bolta hai oh achaa malken kiya kar rahe hai naukrani boltee woh upar koi admi ke sath hai main samjhee woh malik hai malika guse main boltaa kiyaaaaaaa au oo aa !!! ** malik kehta hai agar main tum 50 lac Rs doun meraa ek kaam karogee naukrani mujhe kiya karna hogaaa mere den main se bandooq lo aur dono ko shoot kardo naukrani: ek min (Tha tha Boom boom) sir ab main lash ka kiya karon
Malik: Swimming pool main phenk do
naukrani: par yahan par to swimming pool nahee hai
Malik: au?????? oo ??? isit 8235695
Naukrani : Sorry Wrong Number ....!!!!!

larki: doctor sahab meharbai kar ke mere boyfriend ko andar bula lein.
doctor: darnay ki koi baat nahee mein bohat shareef aadmi hoon.
larki: nahee, aapki nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera boyfriend ek number ka kameena hai.

wakeel judge se: qanoon ki is kitaab kay safha number 507 kay mutabiq mairy moakil ko bari kiya jaye judge ne safha dekha to safha number 507 par panch panch hazar walay 5 note thay.
judge: iss tarah kay 2 aur saboot paish kiye jayen

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
?Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain?

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