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I lost my number, can I have yours?

1 race ho rahi thi
Us mein 1 Pathan bhe tha
Elaan hua,
1

2

3

run

Sub bhage pathan nhi bhaga

Coach: Pathan se tum kyun nhi bhag rhe?

Pathan:mera nmbr 4 ha.

I Have Changed My Number,
Note Down My New No.
And Plz Give Me A Miss Call.

My New Number Is.....
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""100""
Dum Hai Tou Miss Call mar!

Santa was riding on a horse.
He jumped the red light of the signal and a police whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'

Lovable number ""143""
Lovable symbol ""Rose""
Lovable place ""Taj mahal""
Lovable day ""14 feb""
Lovable organ ""Heart""
Lovable friends ""U""....

Lovable number ""143"",
Lovable symbol ""Rose"",
Lovable place ""Taj Mahal"",
Lovable day ""14 Feb"",
Lovable organ ""Heart"",
Lovable friends ""U""....

Aik admi ne pathan se poocha ke laloo khet kon se number ki bus jay gi khan ne kaha ke 6 number bus jay gi admi ne kaha ke agar 6 number nahi mili tou kia karoon khan ne kaha agar 6 number nahi mili tou teen teen number ka do bus pakar lena.

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'

Sindhi lawyer ? Case-wani
Number 1 Sindhi ? Pahla jani
Sindhi lawyer after a case ? Purse-wani
What do you call a rich Sindhi ? Lakh ani
Sindhi with a lot of Jewels ? Hira nandani
Sindhi who-s had a tough time ? Phat nani
What do you call a hairy Sindhi ? Bal ani
What is the favourite Sindhi food ? Biryani
What do you call a sindhi postman ? Mel wani
What do you call a sindhi servant ? Das wani
What do you call a sindhi who loves tea ? Chai nani
What do you call a sindhi who is a sant ? Sant wani
What do you call a sindhi who eats a lot ? Bhoj wani
What do you call a sindhi who loves Milk ? Dudh ani
What do you call a sindhi who is a loser ? Har jani
What do you call a sindhi who loves raita ? Raita ni
What do you call a sindhi who loves dancing ? Dansing hani
What do you call a Sindhi who keeps growing ? Wadh wani
What do you call a sindhi who is always sad ? Sad ani
What do you call a sindhi who is a communist ? Lal wani
What do you call a sindhi who goes out a lot ? Bhar wani
What do you call a sindhi who loves astrology ? Chand wani
What do you call a sindhi who enjoys Chillies ? Mirch andani
What do you call a sindhi who is very naughty ? Chanchal ani
What do you call a sindhi who loves eating Nan ? Nan kani
What do you call a sindhi who just heard a fall ? Thad ani
What do you call a sindhi who has a sweet tooth ? Gur nani
What do you call a sindhi who is an electrician ? Bij lani
What do you call a sindhi who is always laughing ? Khil ani
What do you call a sindhi who eats a lot of papads ? Tit fu sani
What do you call a sindhi who plays with emotions ? Bhav nani
What do you call a sindhi who is - the one and only- ? Kewal ramani
What do you call a sindhi who is a great watchman ? Sipahi malani
What do you call a sindhi who is a fan of Dev Anand ? Dev nani
What do you call a sindhi who reminds you of a king ? Raja ni
What do you call a sindhi who takes bath in a Ocean ? Darya nani
What do you call a sindhi who reminds you of colours? Rang wani
What do you call a sindhi who reminds you of obesity ? Mot wani
What do you call a sindhi who reminds you of -Pearls- ? Moti ramani
What do you call a sindhi who reminds you of tamarind ? Khat wani
What do you call a sindhi who always licks everything ? Chat lani
What do you call a sindhi who fell down & broke his legs ? Kripl ani
What do you call a sindhi who is a follower of Lord Shiva ? Shiv lani
What do you call a sindhi who likes to play with Elephant ? Hathi ramani
What do you call a sindhi who sells groceries in wholesale ? Tola ramani
What do you call a sindhi who reminds you of your father ? Dad lani
What do you call a sindhi who speaks language of the heart ? Man wani
What do you call a sindhi who reminds you of women-s assests ? Mah boob ani
What do you call a sindhi who reminds you of your subordinates ? Chella ni
What do you call a sindhi who reminds a woman of her husband ? Nath ani
What do you call a sindhi who is a strict follower of lord Buddha? Budh rani
Why are most of the sindhi-s animals ? Cause they either

end with -anis- or -mals-
What do you call a sindhi who has achieved peace of Man sukh ani
mind and heart ?
What do you call a sindhi who has 5 wives ? Panj wani

from:-
sardar nadeem laghari baloch

aik admi late ghar atha hai, to apni bevi sey kehtha hai ke mujhe aik admi ajj milla hai, toh us ney kaha key, tumari ghalie ki saab aurthun sey mein peyaar kar chukha hun siwaa aik key, najaney woh kounsi hai? uski bewi bohlthie hai key......mein sharath laghathie hun key woh ghar number 5 wallie hoghie...hahaha!!!!!!!

lagta hai tera balance nahi hai neeche number hai load karo










































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Born in 1953=1+9+5+3=18=1+8=9
She has died in ,!2007=2+0+0+7=9
Total period from 1953 to 2007 is 54 years=5+4=9
1st suicidal attack on her,18 october.=1+8=9
2nd suicidal attack on her in which has died 27 december.=2+7=9
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