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Santa bought a car on loan from a bank. He did not pay the dues; the bank took away his car.

Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

God knows your future. He may not reveal it to you, but he will walk with you and the future unfolds. Don't trust the stars, trust the ONE who made them.

It's not possible to "Make Everyone Happy";

But it's possible to "Be Happy with Everyone"!

Good Morning!

I used to think that drinking was bad for me. So I gave up thinking!

All local trains in Mumbai are running late today, not on account of heavy rains but because of an "overweight girl called Varsha.

Just heard an announcement in Hindi saying,

"Bhaari VARSHA Ke Karan Sabhi Gadiyan Deri Se Chal Rahi Hain!"

You may not be there yet but you're sure closer than yesterday!

God knows ur future. He may not reveal it to u, but he'll walk with u & the future unfolds. Don't trust the stars, trust the ONE who made them. Gud Day!

Women have amazing strength. They can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens without batting an eyelid. She not only manages her family, she manages all the daily chores with elan.

Salute to all the women of the world!

Happy Women's Day!