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Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Farah Gulzar
Manmohan Singh: We Are Sending Indians To The Moon Next Year!
Manmohan Singh: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!
Bush: Wow! Howc many?
Manamohan: 25 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5 Sports Persons, 5 Terrorist Affected, 5 Kashmiri Migrants, 9 Politicians & if possible 1 Astronnaut
Bush: Wow! Howc many?
Manamohan: 25 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5 Sports Persons, 5 Terrorist Affected, 5 Kashmiri Migrants, 9 Politicians & if possible 1 Astronnaut
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Dec 17, 2014 at 12:12
Category: Funny
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Amir Rasheed
Santa Calls Up White House & Says: I Want To Be The Next President Of The Usa.
Santa calls up White House & says: I want to be the next President of the USA.
Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it compulsory?
Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it compulsory?
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Dec 13, 2014 at 10:12
Category: SantaBanta
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Sms / Sardar
Mehmood Khan
Apply Next Year
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
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Nov 16, 2014 at 05:11
Category: sardar
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Asiya Faheem
Santa And Banta Are Drinking At A Bar When Banta Falls Off His Stool And Slumps Motionless To The Floor.
Santa and Banta are drinking at a bar when Banta falls off his stool and slumps motionless to the floor.
Santa says to the bartender, "I'll say this for Banta, he knows when to stop!"
Santa says to the bartender, "I'll say this for Banta, he knows when to stop!"
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Nov 08, 2014 at 13:11
Category: SantaBanta
Know / When
Bollywood Movies Release Dates
Bollywood Movie Kajol Ram Madhwani's Next Release Date
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Nov 01, 2014 at 17:11
Category: when
Whatsapp Messages / Jeetopreeto
Haseeb Naqbi
Preeto: My 39th Birthday Isn't Far Off.
Preeto: My 39th birthday isn't far off.
Jeeto: Well, it isn't; it was only five or six years ago!
Jeeto: Well, it isn't; it was only five or six years ago!
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Nov 01, 2014 at 10:11
Category: JeetoPreeto
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Eshwa Khan
Santa Was Watching A Movie At Home And Suddenly Shouts "noooo! Don't Get Off The Horse! It's A Trap..!"
Santa was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts "Noooo! Don't get off the horse! It's a trap..!"
Jeeto: What are you watching?
Santa: Our wedding DVD.
Jeeto: What are you watching?
Santa: Our wedding DVD.
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Oct 17, 2014 at 06:10
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Mohammad Ali Khan
Next Generation Kindergarten Poem:
Next generation Kindergarten poem:
Chatting Chatting?
Yes Papa!
Girlfriend setting?
No Papa!
Telling lies?
No Papa!
Open your Whatsapp.
Ha ha ha...
Chatting Chatting?
Yes Papa!
Girlfriend setting?
No Papa!
Telling lies?
No Papa!
Open your Whatsapp.
Ha ha ha...
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Oct 14, 2014 at 11:10
Category: Funny
Whatsapp Messages / Missing You
Moona Malik
Good Time, Bad Time,day Time,night Time, Work Time, Off Time, Happy Time, Sad Time, Sleep Time, In The Meantme.
Good Time, Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time, Work Time, Off Time, Happy Time, Sad Time, Sleep Time, In the Meantme.
I Miss You all the Time!
I Miss You all the Time!
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Oct 12, 2014 at 19:10
Category: Missing-You
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