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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.

A caring mother;

A loving daughter;

A doting grandmother;

An affectionate sister;

An all weather friend;

But why always an angry wife?

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Angry... but caring, loving, doting, affectionate and friendly companion!

Happy Women's Day!

A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her. "How many times did he kiss you?" asked her mother.

Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to boast!

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.

Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?

Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH.

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!

Banta: Oh! That's terrible.

Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."

The sweetest sounds to mortals given are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven.

~ William Goldsmith Brown

Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers!

Laziness is mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and everyone should respect her!

The Blessed Teresa of Calcutta, M.C. commonly known as Mother Teresa (26 August 1910 – 5 September 1997), was a Roman Catholic Religious Sister and missionary of Albanian origin who lived for most of her life in India.