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aik pathaan aik plane main pehli time behtaba .woh air hostess ke paas gaya or kaha baji paan daani kahan hai.woh boli go to right side and press red button.woh gaya right side .wahan aik hindoo aurat lal teeka laga kar bethi thi.usnay uska teeka press zor say kia woh chillaiyee AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! OR USNAE PAAN USKAY MOH MAY DAAL DIA

Main tera ajj hoon kal par nah dekh taal mujhe
main tera roop hoon joban main hi sanbhaal mujhe

mere hi dum se hain teri yeh dharkanain zinda
main tera qalab hoon siney se mat nikaal mujhe

main tere bakhat ka sika hoon yeh khayal rahe
yunhi faqeer ki jholi main tu nah daal mujhe

milain mujh main mohabat ke goher tujh ko
main teri chah ka sagar hoon kuch khangal mujhe

tu dharkanoon ko choranay ke fun se waaqif hai
tu dil ka chor hai itna nah tha khayal mujhe

usse khabar hai mere ghum hi maal hain mera
naye ghum se woh rakhta hai mala maal mujhe

main jin ko ley gaya bam-e-arooj par
woh muntazir hain ke kab aaye ga zawal mujhe

zindagi ki haqiqat main kia jaanon main tu awara hon
naam ko chhor kaam ki baat kar par main tu nakara hon
zindagi ko chhor k moot ko jeney nikla main
zindagi ko jo ada na kar saka wo ik kafara hon
raat ki tarikeon main chamkta raha dosrey sitaron k saath
waqtey sehar main jo reh gia tanha wo ik sitara hon
choota saath har kissi ka par na choota saath samandar aur kinarey ka
chhor dyea saath jis ka samandar ney wo ik kinara hon
dunyea hey ik essi aag jo jalti hey tu bharkti jati hey
aur main, jaltey hee buj ghea aisa ik sharara hon
tera saath nibhaney ka wada keunkar karon bilal
main tu apna na ho saka tu keun kahon k tumhara hon

ek dafaa ek man second man se phone par kehta hai ke main ne air port par 3 workers send kar diye hain tum un ko is taraah pehchaan le naa , unhon ne black pent and black shirt pehnii hoii ho gii and tum un se any type of question ask karo ge to wo naa kahain ge . wo second man air port par jaataa hai and he saw 3 men and phir wo pehle waale se ask kkartaa hai ke tum kkahaan jaa rahe ho he said that nahin to wo 1st aadmee se kehtaa hai ke side main aa jao to wo 2nd addmee se poochtaa hai ke tum kase ho to wo addmee anser data hai ke nahin to wo os ko bhii kehtaa hai ke nahin. aap main se jis ne ye joke nahin sunaa hai to wo anser de.ok

dil hi dil main tumse pyaar kiya karte hain
khwabo main bhi tera deedar kiya karte hain
yu toh na mumkin hai tera har raah se guzarna
par na jaane kyu har raah par tera intezaar kiya karte hain

Achanak dil main mere aik halchal si machata hai
hatheli par wo tera ball pen se "be wafa" likhna

eik admi bus main behta kheray khareed layta hain aur us kay pass eik admi betha hota hain admi aur jis dmi nay kheray khareday thay woh dosrey admi ko deta hain aur eik kay baad dosra deta hain phir admi kehta hain kay app bhi to kha lay to woh kehta hain hain yeh bhi koi insano kay khanay wali cheez hain
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