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Uzr any main bhi hai aur bulatey bhi nahi,
baais-e-tarq-e-mulaqat batatey bhi nahin,
khoob parda hai k chilman se lge bethe hain,
saaf chupatey bhi nahi samney atey bhi nahi,
dekhtey hi mujhe mehfil me ye irshaad hua,
kon betha ha? isy log uthatey bhi nahi,
ho chuka qata ta''lluq to jafaen kiun hon,
jinko matlab nahi rehta wo satatey bhi nahi,
zeest se tang ho e Daagh to jeety kyun ho,
jan pyari bhi nahi jan se jatay bhi nahi.....

"Jo kabhi ho tere dil main sawal,
K kitni h mujhe zarurat teri"
"To zara apni sans rok''kar, sanson ki talab mahsoos kar lena...!!!

Dost: yaar agar bhens main bhi aqal hoti to kiya hota.
sardar jee: hona kiya tha. pher wo khud hi apne doodh main pani mila mila kar bichti rehti.

Biwi: suniye jee ye girl friend our biwi main kitna farq hota hai?
Shohar: yahi koi 30 ya 35 kilo ka.
ha ha ha ha ha ha

Apna samajh ke aap se karti hoon main gilaa,
Mere hain aap mujh ko shikaayet hai aap se.

haathon main pighal janay ko jee chahta hay
Aatish-e-shoaq main jal janay ko jee chahta hay?
Tujh say ik raaz ki sargoshi bhi karna chahoon
Phir wohi raaz nigal janay ko jee chahta hay?
Dil yeh chahay kay tere dil main rahoon dil ban kay
Phir usi dil say nikal janay ko jee chahta hay?
Wehshat abad makanon main nahi jee lagta
Sheher say door nikal janay ko jee chahta hay?
Hum say yeh rasm ki zanjeer bhi kab toot saki
Dil ki zidd par bhi machal janay ko jee chahta hay.

jo beeti hai use dhurane main kuch waqat lage ga.
es ghum ko ek yaad bnane main kuch waqat lage ga.
nind to ane ko thi per dil pachle qase le batha.
ub khud ko be waqat sulane main kuch waqat lage ga.
us ka sath ub tanhai ko kerta hai or zeyda.
per yeh baat samjhane main kuch waqat lage ga.
akhar humein bhi loot ker ek din gahar jana hai.
layken itni door se ane main kuch waqat tu lage ga.
itni jaldi kua hai ?sagar? tum ko wapais jane ki.
kaam yeh dunya k nabtane main kuch waqat tu lage ga.

Yeh aur baat teri gali main na ayen hum,Lekin yeh kya ke tera sheher chorr jayen hum,Muddat huyi hai kuye bataan ki taraf gaye,Awaargi se dil ko kahan tak bachaayen hum,Be’noor ho chuki hai bohat sheher ki fizaa,Tareek raston par kahin kho na jayen hum,Us ke baghair aaj bohat jee udaas hai,Jaalib chalo kahin se usey dhoond ke layen hum.

As per research
A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000......
Problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000.. :p