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A man walks into a bar with three little ducks and sits each of them on a stool, he looks up at the bartender and says, ?Could you mind my ducks while I go use the phone?? The bartender is puzzled, but he doesn-t see a problem and agrees to look after the three little ducks.
When the owner of the ducks leaves, the bartender says to the first duck ?What-s your name?? The duck says, --My name is Huey.-- And the bartender, an affable fellow, especially around ducks, says, ?Hello Huey, how has your day been?? ?My day-s been great,? answers the duck, ?I-ve been slipping in and out of puddles all day.?
Satisfied, the bartender moves to the next duck and asks the same questions. The second duck replies, ?My name is Dewey and I-ve had a great day; I-ve been slipping in and out of puddles all day.? The bartender says, --That sounds nice.--
With this the bartender moved to the third duck and thinks to himself about the first ducks- responses, then says to the third duck, ?Don-t tell me -- your name-s Louie and you-ve been slipping in and out of puddles all day too.? To which the duck replies, ?No. My name-s Puddles, and I-ve had a shit of a day.?

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* Woh Mera Hai, Ya Nai Hai, Ab Kia Istekhara Krun?
* Kaha Hai Us Ne K Main Har Roz Aaun Ga.....
* Kia Main Us k Lie Rozana Ghar Sanwara Krun?
* Tamam Log Dekhte Hain Nazar Bhar K Usey.....
* To Kyun Na Roz Main Uski Nazar Utara Krun...
* Jo Ban Gaya Hai Mere Lie Wisaal-e-Jan.....
* Main Sochta Hun K Un Sab Se Ab Kinara Krun...
* Woh Meri ZINDAGI Hai Aur Dusron K Sath Rahe...
* Yeh Be-rukhi Main Bhala Kis Tarha Gawara Krun???

Aks Chun''nay Main Umr Guzri Hy...

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Kuch Main B Thak Gya Use Dhondte Hoye
Kuch Zindgi K Pas B Muhlat Nahi Rahi
Us Ki Her Ik Ada Se Jahlakne Laga Khloos
Jab Muj Ko Aitbaar Ki Aadat Nahi Rahi.

Main Ab Bhi Girte Howe Paniyo Ki Qaid Mai Hoon
Aik Aabshar Mere Char So aBhi Tak Hai
Koi Gumaan Mujhe Tum Se Door Kaise Kare
Ke Aitbar Mere Char So Abhi Tak Hai.