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Alice Through the Looking Glass (English) is releasing on 27 May 2016
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I love it when I catch you looking at me then you smile and look away.

The tired-looking Santa sat facing the lawyer.

Lawyer: So you want a divorce from your wife. Aren't your relations pleasant?

Santa: Mine are... but hers are simply terrible!

A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking.

That's why I am your friend! You are so damn lucky.

Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.

Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Banta: Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.

"Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?" Jeeto said looking lovingly into her husband's eyes.

Santa: I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again!

It's a humble request to all my dear friends not to send messages like "Forward to 10 people, otherwise you'll have misfortune" or "Bad Luck shall follow you for 10 years" or "Dekhte hi Like Karo"... because this does not change or luck.

Luck does not change by forwarding messages, it changes with hard work and dedication.

Must forward this message to all your friends if you want to get good news in 24 hours!

With the victim looking on, pretend you see a fly in the room. Grab a fly swatter and chase it around for a while. Then make a big swat, reach down and grab the 'fly' (actually a raisin that you concealed in your hand), and gobble it down or put into whatever the victim is eating.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me!