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Abid Aqeel
Madam Light Chali Gai Ha
Nokar Meera say:
Madam light chali gai hai
Meera:
To Mother light jala lo
Nokar:
Mother light?
Meera:
uffff u unread people , mom batti
#jokes #meera
Madam light chali gai hai
Meera:
To Mother light jala lo
Nokar:
Mother light?
Meera:
uffff u unread people , mom batti
#jokes #meera
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Apr 06, 2018 at 18:04
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Yousuf Ahmed
Light Nahi Hai Tu Phankh Tu Chala Do
Sardar to Wife: Light nahi hai tu phankha tu chala do
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Wife: Akhir sardar hi ho na, aqal tu hai hi nahi, phanka chalayenge tu moom-batti bujh jayegi.
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Wife: Akhir sardar hi ho na, aqal tu hai hi nahi, phanka chalayenge tu moom-batti bujh jayegi.
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Apr 04, 2018 at 08:04
Category: miscellaneous
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Jokes / Miscellaneous
Shahbaz Ishaq
Light Travels Faster Than Sound
"Light travels faster than sound,
"So we see lightning 1st than hear the thunder!"
Pathan:
"No Sir, You are absolutely wrong,"
"When power goes off, we switch on generator,
"1st sound comes then comes light ;-) :-P
"So we see lightning 1st than hear the thunder!"
Pathan:
"No Sir, You are absolutely wrong,"
"When power goes off, we switch on generator,
"1st sound comes then comes light ;-) :-P
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Jan 26, 2018 at 13:01
Category: miscellaneous
Sms / Sardar
Naila Ahmed
Light As Food
A Sardar was standing below a light with opened his mouth. His son asked him Papa what r u doing? Sardar replied, Dr. ne mujhey kaha tha k aaj light hi khana....
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Mar 03, 2015 at 10:03
Category: sardar
Whatsapp Messages / Motivational
Abdul Jabbar
Faith Is Seeing Light With Your Heart When All Your Eyes See...
Faith is seeing light with your heart when all your eyes see is darkness!
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Dec 16, 2014 at 13:12
Category: Motivational
Whatsapp Messages / Spiritual
Faisal Razzaq
When One Gets Up In The Morning, One Must Thank God For The Light, For The Life And For The Strength.
When one gets up in the morning, one must thank God for the light, for the life and for the strength.
One also must thank Him for the food and for the joys of living.
If one fails to thank God, the fault lies within oneself.
One also must thank Him for the food and for the joys of living.
If one fails to thank God, the fault lies within oneself.
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Nov 27, 2014 at 09:11
Category: Spiritual
Whatsapp Messages / Rajinikanth
Shahida Malik
Rajnikanth Doesn`t Move At The Speed Of Light. Light Tries T...
Rajnikanth doesn`t move at the speed of light. Light tries to move at the speed of Rajnikanth.
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Nov 26, 2014 at 08:11
Category: Rajinikanth
Whatsapp Messages / Wise Words
Haya Jalal
God Has 4 Gifts For U: A Key For Every Problem, A Light For ...
God has 4 gifts for U: A key for every problem, a light for every shadow, a plan for every tomorrow & a joy for every sorrow. Enjoy God's Gift forever.
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Nov 01, 2014 at 02:11
Category: Wise-Words
Whatsapp Messages / Pappu
Seddiq Al Khan
Pappu: Mom, Last Night When I Opened The Toilet Door, The Light Went On Itself.
Pappu: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
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Oct 16, 2014 at 00:10
Category: Pappu
Whatsapp Messages / Wise Words
Urooj Zahed
Never Fear Shadows, It Means That There Is A Light Shining S...
Never fear shadows, it means that there is a light shining somewhere.
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Oct 15, 2014 at 15:10
Category: Wise-Words
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