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Karun To Kiss K Liye Aakhir Malaal Uss Ka....
Ussay Nahi To Mujhay Bhi Nahi Khayaal Uss Ka,,,,

Meri Wafa Nay Banaya Hai Bey_Wafa Uss Ko....
Kisi Aadaa Par Nahi Hai Kamaal Uss Ka,,,

Meray Naseeb Ki Ye Bhi To Khush_Naseebi Hai...
K Mujh Ko Dekh Kar Sab Puchtay Hain Haal Uss Ka,,,

Yehi Dua Mian Karun Har Barass K Pehlay Din....
Meray Baghair Na Guzray Koi Bhi Saal Uss Ka,,,

Meray Urooj Ko Uss K Naseeb Mien Likh Day....
Khudaay-e-Paak Mujhay Sounp Day Zawaal Uss Ka,,,,

Walking up to a department store-s fabric counter, a pretty girl
asked, ""I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much
does it cost?""

""Only one kiss per yard, "" replied the smirking male clerk.

""That-s fine,"" replied the girl. ""I-ll take ten yards.""

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the
clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly
held it out.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man
standing beside her. ""Grandpa will pay the bill,"" she smiled.

Mom: Kyon Rotey Ho?
Son: Dad ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi di.


Mom: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye hon gey.
Son: Kaam Wali ko Kon se Tables Aatey hain?

Sardar to his friend I kiss my Wife everyday before leaving for Office, what about you?
Friend : Me too, after you leave.

kiss kis kis kis ko kis kis ki mehfil main kiss kiya ek hum hi badnaseeb the jisne app ko miss kiya.

Never kiss a girl near gate because love is blind but neighbour is not ;)

Never kiss a girl near gate because love is blind but neigbhour is not ;)

I wan""t to kiss ur lips
I wan""t to play with ur teeth
I want to taste ur tounge
Hey ! don""t get angry frend
I m toothpaste.........
Happy valentine dear