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A DIPLOMATIC KISS!!!!

General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Aishwarya Rai & Margaret Thatcher, are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel
and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound smooooch <<...OLE_Obj...>> and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel.
Both women and Gen Musharraf are sitting there looking perplexed.
Vajpayee is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Thatcher is thinking:

These Indians are all crazy after Aishwarya. Vajpayee must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

Aishwarya is thinking:

Vajpayee must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped.

Vajpayee is thinking:

Damn it, Musharraf must have tried to kiss Aishwarya, she must have thought it was me and slapped my face.

Musharraf is thinking:

If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Vajpayee again.!!!!!!!!

Aik Chota larka hota hai usko cheez chaiyeh hoti hia aut us ko mumi ghar per nahi hoti ,wo bahir jata hai aur shop waley ko kehta hai app mujhey yeh cheez dodo meri mumi appko paisay dedey gi. Tu woh shop wala kehta hai bachey ko kei app mujhey aik kiss dedo mei app ko yeh cheez dedata hoon,tu woh bacha kehta hai kei yeh b app ko meri mumi dey gi ... hehheheh ;)

kiss is not like NOKIA
connecting peoples
kiss is not like NIKIE
just do it
kiss is not like PEPSI
dil mangy more
kiss is like PANPRAGE
ake sa mara kay bany ga

when u kiss a BRITISH girl she says KISS ME HARD,when u kiss a AMERICAN girl she says KISS ME SLOW,when u kis a PAKISTANI girl she says KISSI NU DASSI NA

Aik admi ne apni wife ko letter likha:
Iss month Salary kai badlai 100 Kiss bhaij raha hoon

Wife ne jawab diya
AAp kai Salary kai budlai 100 Kiss milai...hisaab bhaij rahi hoon....

Doodhwala 2 kiss main maan gaya
Teacher ko 7 daini perin.

Sabziwala 7 main nahi maana iss liyai us ko 9 din.
Kiraaeywala sirf kiss sai nahi maana..us ko aur kuch bhi dena pera..
Makaan malik to roz 6-7 lay jaata hai

AAp fiker nahi kerna merai pass abhi 35 kai lagbhag aur hain.
Maheena aaram sai cut jaye gaa

Girl: If u--ll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi?

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga 03004512431

kiss is not like Nokia -----------
connecting people
kiss is not like Nike ---------------
just do it
kiss is not the Pepsi ---------------
yeh dill maange more
but kiss is like panparag ------------
ek se mera kiya hoga.

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Ek larki ek larke se shart lagati he ke tum mujhe kiss nahin kar sakte
larka:ok\tum eri baat suno.kaan lao
larki kaan age karti hai to larka
larki ko kiss kar leta hai

I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me

A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise

Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

wot kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYwhere ELSE=...lets not get carried away!

Kisses blown r kisses wasted.kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.kisses spread germs and germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated


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It--s not easy to kiss a traffic lady.She will say stop there.
We can--t kiss a police woman too.She will say hands up.
But it is easy to kiss a lady teacher .........
because she will say:- repeat it ten times.
Naeem jan

Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han
Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne ?






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Never kiss a lawyer, she says i object this .
Never kiss a nurse, she says who is next ?
Always kiss a Bus conductor , she says right right........

On wife?s bday ,husband had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.

A sardarsaw a beautifull girl ,he went n kissed her. Girl : stupid kia ker rahay ho? Sardar: B.com final year ..hahah... pls sms jokes send karain (Sonia-03215448850 and kiran-03145519317)