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Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
Husband- bcoz main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta!

A child had never seen his hips, once his teacher beat with ruler on his hips... he was very angry he came back to home and saw his hips in the mirror n said:
(KAMEENE NE DO TUKREY KAR DIYE)

Ay Sanam Tu Kabhi Meri Zindagi Main A Kar Tu Dekh
Kabhi Ishq Ka Diya Apne Dil Main Jala Kar Tu Dekh

Kitnay Phool Khilay Gay Teri Zindagi Main
Apna Ek Kadam Meri Zindagi Main Barha Kar Tu Dekh

Roshan Hota Hai Jis Se Dil Ka Shehar
Tu Wo Shama Jala Kar Tu Dekh

Thukraoon Ga Nahi Tumhin Zindagi Bhar
Kabhi Tu Hath Meri Taraf Barha Kar Tu Dekh

Lagta Hai Sanam Tum Na Kisi Se Pyar Kiya Nahi
Piyar Main Mujay Ek Bar Azma Kar Tu Dekh

Chalo Dosti Main Pehal Kar Deta Ho Main
Ho Sake Tu Meri Taraf Hath Barha Kar Tu Dekh

Ay Sanam Tu Kabhi Meri Zindagi Main A Kar Tu Dekh
Kabhi Ishq Ka Diya Apne Dil Main Jala Kar Tu Dekh....!

toot kar zara dekho,

tum agar bikhar jao,

bay basi me ghir jao,

dil say ik sada dena,

bus mujay bula lena,

mein tumhe sanbhaal longa,

zindagi me chalnay ka,

rasta badalnay ka,

ik hunar sikha donga,

tumko hosla donga,

or jab,

sambhal jao,

roshni me dhal jao,

mujko yun sila dena,

tum mujay bhula dena...!

Hanste Hain Yun Hans Kar Rula Jate Hein Log,

Milte Hain Yunhi Mil Kar Juda Ho Jate Hein Log,

Pal Do Pal Ki Mohabbat Ko Umar Ka Saath Samjhna,

Mohabbat Bi Karte Hain Or Khafa Bhi Ho Jate Hain Log,

Naseeb Mein Pyar Na Tha Jo Mujhe Mila Hi Nahi,

Kr K Izhaar-E-Mohabbat Bhi Beparwah Ho Jate Hain Log,

Ab Kis Say Shikwa Karen Apni Mohabbat Ka Ay Hasan

Kar K Wafa Ka Vaada Bewafa Ho Jate Hain Log...!

naye kapre badal kar jaun kahan aur baal banao kis k liye
wo shakhs to shahar hi chor gaya ab khak uraoon kis k liye
jis dhup ki dil ko thandak thi wo dhup usi k sath gai
in jalti bujhti galiyon main ab khak uraoon kis k liye
wo shahar main tha to us k liye auron se milna parta tha
ab aisay waisay logon k main naz uthaoon kis k liye
ab shahar main es ka badal hi nahi koi waisa jan-e-gazal hi nahi
aiwan-e-gazal main lafzon k guldan sajaun kis k liye
muddat se koi aya na gaya sunsan parri hai ghar ki faza
in khali kamron main Nasir ab shamma jalaun kis k liye...!

Dost ban kar bhi nahi sath nibhanay wala
Wohi andaz hay zalim ka zamanay wala

Ab usay logg samjhtay hay giraftar mera
Sakhat nadim hay mujhay damm may lanay wala

Subha e dam chore gaya nighat e gull ki sorat
Raat ko guncha-e-dill mey simat anay wala

Kia kahain kitnay marasam thay hamaray us say
Wo jo ik shaks hay moh phair kay janay wala

Teray hotay huway a jati thi sari dunia
Ajj tanha hoon to koi nahi anay wala

Muntazir kiss ki hoon tooti hoi dehliz par mein
Kon aye ga yahan , kon hay anay wala

Kia khabar thi jo meri jaan me ghulla hay itna
Hay wohi mujh ko sar-e-dar bhi lanay wala

Maine dekha hay baharoon mein chaman ko jaltay
Hay koi khuwab ki tabeer batanay wala

Tum takluf ko bhi ikhlas samjhte ho Faraz
Dost hota nahi har hath milanay wala...!

ek hunar hai jo kar gayaa huuN maiN
sab ke dil se utar gayaa huuN maiN

kaise apnii haNsii ko zabt karuuN
sun rahaa huuN ke ghar gayaa huuN maiN

kya batao ke mar nahi paata
jitay ji jab se mar gayaa huuN maiN

ab hai bus apna samna darpesh
har kisii se guzar gayaa huuN maiN

ajab ilzaam huuN zamaane kaa
ke yahaaN sab ke sar gayaa huuN maiN

kabhii Khud tak pahunch nahiiN paayaa
jab ke vahan umr bhar gayaa huuN maiN

tum se jaanaaN milaa huuN jis din say
Khud se darr gayaa huuN maiN

kuu e jaanaaN meN sog barpaa hai
ke achaanak, sudhar gayaa huuN maiN...!

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