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hum se bhulaya hi nahee jata aik mukhlis kya pyaar dosto
log jigar walay hain, roz naya mehboob bana lete hain

Apna To Ye Sochker Waqt Guzer jata Hai
Kyu Dur Jane Ke Liye Koi Karib Aata Hai.

Wo Jane Kaise Apne Dilse Mujhe Bhula Baitha
Hai Ger Bhulna Chahu To Bhula Bhi Yaad Aata Hai.

Tab Nikherti Hai Kahin Zindagi Ki Asli Surat
Ashq Jab Aapke Daman Pe Bikher Jata Hai.

Tadap Tadap Ke Tujhe Taumra Yaad Karta Rahun
Kuchh Aur De Na Zakhm To Bher Jata Hai.

Yun To Mai Khud Bhi Tujhper Tawajjoh Nahi Deta
Mera zehen Hai Ke Her Bar Udher Jata Hai.

Beshaq Bahar Sooni Sooni Si Lagti Hai
Bul Bul Ke Chale Jane Se Kya Bagh Ujad Jata Hai.

2 moqe p insan apne dost ko bhi bhool jata hai,
1: pyari si girl friend mill jaye,
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ya aaloo ki biryani main achanak boti mill jaye..

Mareez: Doctor Sahab Rozana 50 Ki Dawai Le Jata Hoon, Lekin Koi Faida Nahi Hota:
Doctor: To Aaj 40 Ki Le Jao 10 Ka Faida Hoga.

Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu diye

Pappu : Mujhe??

Sir: Samajh na,, Tere Baap ka kya Jata hai.
Usme se 5 Mujhe diye to Tere pass kitne Bache???

Pappu : 20 :D

Sir: kaise???
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Pappu : Samajh Na, Tere Baap ka kya jata hai!!! :p =))

Hahahahahaha

Pappu baar baar apna facebook ka Password bhool jata tha.

Usne socha mein facebook ka password kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhooloon..

Usne password rakha " INCORRECT "

Ab jab bhi wo galat password enter karta
Computer usey khud bata deta Ur password is "Incorrect"

Pappu Rocked, Facebook Shocked