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Jokes / Miscellaneous
Nasim Rana
Time Kiya Ho Raha Hai
ek dafa ek aadmi bus mein so raha tha uss se ek aadmi ne poocha time kiya ho raha hai uss ne kaha uss ne kaha 10:30 phir so gaya thodi der baad ek aur aadmi aaya aur poocha ke time kiya ho raha hai uss ne kaha 10:45 phir so gaya phir teesri dafa ek aur aadmi ne kaha time kiya ho raha hai uss ko ghussa aaya uss ne time bata diya aur apni buss ke baher board laga diya uss mein likha tha ""mere paas ghadi nahi hai"" thodi der baad aadmi aaya aur bola ""bhai sahab aap ke paas ghadi nahi to kita hua main time bata doon ga time ho raha hai 11:00 woh shakhs dobara ghusse mein aa gaya aur apni ghadi utar lee aur saath mein bus se board bhi utaar liya
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Oct 01, 2018 at 03:10
Category: miscellaneous
Quotes / Urdu Quotes
Mohammad Yaseen
Dekhne Wali Nazar Ho To.
Dekhne wali nazar ho to guftar amal ka aur amal kirdar ka aaina hai.
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Sep 27, 2018 at 16:09
Category: urdu-quotes
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Poetry / General
Abdul Waheed
Mita Kar Apni Hasti Ko Sara Sar Justuju Ho Ja.
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Sep 26, 2018 at 21:09
Category: general
Quotes / Urdu Quotes
Ameera Gul
Woh Shakhs Kamiyab Nahin Ho Pata.
Woh shakhs kamiyab nahin ho pata jis mein nakami ka khof kamiyabi ki chahat se ziyadah ho.
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Sep 25, 2018 at 09:09
Category: urdu-quotes
Quotes / Urdu Quotes
Kashif Mali
Aik Din Hum Sab Aik Dusrey Ko Yeh Soch Kar Khodein Gay.
aik din hum sab aik dusrey ko yeh soch kar khodein gay k jab woh yaad nahin karta to mein aisay kiyon yaad karon.
Ashfaq Ahmed.
Ashfaq Ahmed.
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Sep 25, 2018 at 01:09
Category: urdu-quotes
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Andaleeb Siddiqui
EAST HO YA WEST PAKISTANI IS THE BEST
AIK DAFA TEEN ADMI AIK JAGHA AIKHATAY HOWAY TO APNAY MULK K KISAY SONANAY LAGAY UN MAIN SAY AIK CHINI TAH AIK AMERICAN AUR AIK APNY KHAN SAHAB.
SAB SAY PAHLAY CHINI NAY BOLA K HUM NAY JAB DO SOO SAAL PAHLAY JAB APNAY HAAN KI ZAMIN KOHDI TO US MAIN SAY BOHAT SAY WIRE NIKLAY IS KA MATLAB HAI K HUMARAY YAAHAN US WAQT BIGLI BIH TIH.
IS K BAAD AMERICAN NAY KAHA JAB HUM NAY APNAY HAAN KI ZAMIN KOHDI TO US MAIN SAY PIPE LINE NIKLII YANI K HUMARAY HAAN US WAQT GAS BIH TIH.
ABB KHAN SAHAB KI BARRI AII TO UN HO NAY KAHA JABB HUM NAY APNI ZAMIZ KOHDI TO US MAIN SAY KUCH NAHI NIKLA
DOONO HAHRAAN HO KAR KIYA KUCH NAHI KHAN SAHAB NAY KAHA HAAN KCH NAHI YANI K HAMARAY YAAHHAAN US WAAQT hamaray paas MOBILE bih tha.(
NOTE(YAH SIRF AKAL MANDOON KI SAMAJ MAIN AANAY WALA JOKE HAI)
SAB SAY PAHLAY CHINI NAY BOLA K HUM NAY JAB DO SOO SAAL PAHLAY JAB APNAY HAAN KI ZAMIN KOHDI TO US MAIN SAY BOHAT SAY WIRE NIKLAY IS KA MATLAB HAI K HUMARAY YAAHAN US WAQT BIGLI BIH TIH.
IS K BAAD AMERICAN NAY KAHA JAB HUM NAY APNAY HAAN KI ZAMIN KOHDI TO US MAIN SAY PIPE LINE NIKLII YANI K HUMARAY HAAN US WAQT GAS BIH TIH.
ABB KHAN SAHAB KI BARRI AII TO UN HO NAY KAHA JABB HUM NAY APNI ZAMIZ KOHDI TO US MAIN SAY KUCH NAHI NIKLA
DOONO HAHRAAN HO KAR KIYA KUCH NAHI KHAN SAHAB NAY KAHA HAAN KCH NAHI YANI K HAMARAY YAAHHAAN US WAAQT hamaray paas MOBILE bih tha.(
NOTE(YAH SIRF AKAL MANDOON KI SAMAJ MAIN AANAY WALA JOKE HAI)
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Sep 23, 2018 at 22:09
Category: miscellaneous
Poetry / Sad
Urooj Imran
Maseeha Ho??
MASEEHA ho??
Tabhi jazbaat ki dharkan ko fauran jaan lety
ho!
Kabhi alfaz ki nabzon ko apni narm sanson sy
choo kr bhool jaty ho!!
K in lafzon k seeny mein bhi akhir DIL
dharakty hain
Suno!
ye baat krty hain,
Ruko!
aawaz dety hain
Ye Jazbay saans lety hain
To jb tum door jaty ho
Jb inko bhool jaty ho
To dharkan rooth jati hy
To nabzein doob jati hain
Ye sansein toot jati hain
MASEEHA ho...
to phir inko shifa tum kyun nahi dety.
Tabhi jazbaat ki dharkan ko fauran jaan lety
ho!
Kabhi alfaz ki nabzon ko apni narm sanson sy
choo kr bhool jaty ho!!
K in lafzon k seeny mein bhi akhir DIL
dharakty hain
Suno!
ye baat krty hain,
Ruko!
aawaz dety hain
Ye Jazbay saans lety hain
To jb tum door jaty ho
Jb inko bhool jaty ho
To dharkan rooth jati hy
To nabzein doob jati hain
Ye sansein toot jati hain
MASEEHA ho...
to phir inko shifa tum kyun nahi dety.
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1 Like ·
Sep 20, 2018 at 22:09
Category: sad
Social Wall / Text
Samreen Anjum
Kiya Phir Se Nahin Ho Sakta,
Kiya phir se nahin ho sakta, Hum #Jaan maangain,
Aur TUM, Laga ke galay se kaho, Aur Kuch...?
Aur TUM, Laga ke galay se kaho, Aur Kuch...?
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Sep 19, 2018 at 09:09
Category: text
Poetry / Humorous
Ali Awan Malik
Hum Nay To Yun Ujjaarr Di Jaisay.
Hum Nay To Yun Ujjaarr Di Jaisay.
Zindagi Baap Ki Kamayee Ho.
Zindagi Baap Ki Kamayee Ho.
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2 Like ·
Sep 18, 2018 at 01:09
Category: humorous
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