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Jokes / Miscellaneous
Saiqa Bukhari
Aak Admi Hear Dreser Say Khata Ha
AAK ADMI HEIR DRESAR KA PASS ATA HA OUR PHUCHTA HA KA KATNI DIR MAIN PHRAG HO GA HEIR DRESAR KHATA HA KA 20 MANITS MAIN TO ADMI CHALA JATA HA OUR DO TEEN ASI TARA PHOCH KAR CHALA JATA HA WAPAS NAHIN ATA HEIR DRASER LARKAY KO KHAHTA HA KA YA ADMI KHAIN JATA HA OUR KHAIN SAY ATA HA LARKA THORI DEER BAD BHAGTA HOWAA ATA HA OUR KHATA HA ATA TU PATA NAHIN KHAIN SAY HA PAR YAHAIN SAY SEEDHA TARAY GHAR JATA HA.
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Jul 06, 2021 at 21:07
Category: miscellaneous
Whatsapp Messages / One Liners
Mooria Ul Ain
Did Your Hear About The Cemetery That Raised Its Burial Cost...
Did your hear about the cemetery that raised its burial cost? It blamed the cost of living!
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Dec 09, 2014 at 23:12
Category: One-liners
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Whatsapp Messages / Good Day
Safia Saeed
Truth Is Like An Alarm Clock. You Might Not Want To Hear It But It'll Wake You Up From Your Dreams And Bring You Back To Reality.
Truth is like an alarm clock. You might not want to hear it but it'll wake you up from your dreams and bring you back to reality.
Have a truthful day!
Have a truthful day!
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Dec 04, 2014 at 18:12
Category: Good-Day
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Abdul Qadeer
Santa: Did You Hear About The Irish Abortion Clinic?
Santa: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?
Banta: What's to it?
Santa: It has a 12-month long waiting list!
Banta: What's to it?
Santa: It has a 12-month long waiting list!
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Nov 30, 2014 at 23:11
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Valentines
Ameera Gul
Don`t Wait Until It`s Too Late 2 Tell Someone How Much U Luv, How Much U Care. Bcoz When They`re Gone, No Matter How Loud U Shout & Cry, They Won`t Hear U Anymore.
Don`t wait until it`s too late 2 tell someone how much u luv, how much u care. Bcoz when they`re gone, no matter how loud u shout & cry, They won`t hear u anymore.
Happy Valentine`s Day!
Happy Valentine`s Day!
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Nov 28, 2014 at 09:11
Category: Valentines
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Sadaf Butt
Santa: Did You Hear About The Guy Who Finally Figured Out Women?
Santa: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
Banta: I would sure love to know more about it.
Santa: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Banta: I would sure love to know more about it.
Santa: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
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Oct 14, 2014 at 19:10
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Good Day
Shaheen Fatima
Thank You Lord For Another Beautiful Day, For Opening Up Our Eyes And Ears To See And Hear All The Wonders He Has Created.
Thank you lord for another beautiful day, for opening up our eyes and ears to see and hear all the wonders He has created.
Good Day!
Good Day!
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Oct 09, 2014 at 12:10
Category: good-day
Sms / Quotes
In My Dreams I Hear Again
In my dreams I hear again the crash of guns, the rattle of musketry, the strange, mournful mutter of the battlefield.
Douglas MacArthur
Douglas MacArthur
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Dec 06, 2010 at 16:12
Category: quotes
Tags: Dream
Sms / Islamic Quotes
Waseem Mughal
If You Hear The Call
If you hear the call to prayer, then repeat behind the caller.
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Oct 27, 2010 at 15:10
Category: islamic-quotes
Sms / Islamic Quotes
Waseem Mughal
If You Hear The
If you hear the call to prayer, then respond to the one who is calling you to worship Allah.
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Oct 27, 2010 at 15:10
Category: islamic-quotes
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Hear Dreser
aik khatoon ke ser per sirf teen/3 ball they wo beuty parler jati hain or kehti hain ke mery baloon ka puf bana dein hair dreser sey un baloon ka puf bananey main aik bal toot jata haiwo bolta hai medum aik bal toot gaya hai wo khatoon kehti hain chaloo do baloon ka jorda bana do jorda bananey main aik ball ur toot jata hai wo derty derty kehta hai medum aik bal or toot gaya wo khatoon kehti hain chaloo choordo main aj kholey baloon se chali jaon gi
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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