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Jaj Mujrm se: tmari akhri wish kia hai.?
Mujrm: Aapki beti se shaadi,jahez me 1 crore rupe
U.S.A ka viza
2 sal ka honeymoon

6,7 bache jo apko nana kahen or mjhe papa,or main
Un sb ki shadi krwa doon us k bad ap jo fesla do mujy manzoor hoga..
Jaj: Dy taali
meri shaadi nhi hoi
Latka0 saley ko!:-D

1 pathan khali paper ko bar bar chom raha tha.
Sardar..ye kya hai.
Pathan.. love leter hai.
Sardar..mgr ye to khali hai.

Pathan.. hamara girlfrnd gongi hai

Pathan:Ye kis cheez ka khait hai?
Kisaan:yeh kapaas ka khait hai jis
se kapre banaye jaate hain
Pathan: Is main Shalwaar wala
poda konsa he........??? :-)

.Pappu Pinki ko pasand karta hai
aur Pinki
Pappu k
bhai ko, lekin Pappu k bhai ko
Pinki ki behan
achhi
lagti hai aur Pinki ki behan Pappu
ko pasand

karti
hai. Halaki Pappu pehle hi Pinki ko
chahta hai.
Ab jab
k Pinki ko Pappu acha nahi lagta
aur Pappu ka
bhai
Pinki k liye razi nahi hai aur Pappu
Pinki ki
behan se pyar nahi karta jab k
Pinki ki behan
ko Pappu ka
bhai acha nahi lagta, to chhodo,
ye unka
personal
problem hai.....!
Aap tension mat lo !!
gud morning bolo

Is qader bhi toh na jazbaat pey qabo rakho
Thakh gaey ho toh mere kandhe pey hath rakho
Bhulne paey na is dhasht ki waheshat dil se
Shehar k beech raho baag main aho rakho
Khushk ho jaey gi rote huwe sehraa ki tarah
Kuch bacha kar bhi toh is aankh main aansu rakho
Roshni ho gi toh aa jaey ga rahber dil ka
Us ki yadoon k deye taak main har su rakho
Yaad aeye gi tumari hi safar main us ko
Us k romal main ek achi si khushbo rakho
Ab woh mehboob naheen apna,magar dost toh hai
Us se yeh ek tahluk hi behrso rakho

Tum hi ko dekhte rehna

Tum hi ko chahte rehna

Tum hi ko sochte rehna

Tum hi ko sunte rehna

buhat gehre khyalon mai

jawabon mai

sawalon mai

muhabbat k hawalon mai

Tumhara naam aa jana mujhe acha sa lagta hai

Tumhare sang sang chalna

wafa ki aag mai jalna

Tumhe naraz kar dena

kabi khud b roth jana

Tumhari be rukhi pe b tumhari arzoo karna

kabhi apne dil ki dharkan se tumhari guftugo karna

Mujhe acha sa lagta hai.

judaie
bay basi,
tanhaaee
kise ki aas
khowish
ishq ,
laa haasil
yeh sab kya hai..?
junoon kay rastay
aur ,
bay nishaa manzil

yeh kaisi reet hai raahi
k jis mein dard aisa hai
k jab mehsoos hota hai
koi hamdard nahi hota
yeh kiasa khail duniya ka
k jis mein jeet bhi jao
safar aakhir nahi hota
smh chahay badal jaye
fiza zarron mein dhal jaye
nishaan ki mout hai nah peed
fiza soog hai barpaa
khushi zindaan mein hai qaid
hawae sath mein apnay hazaron teer layte hain
tabassum noch layte hai
khushi ki chhoti chhoti motiyon ko
janay kaisay khoj layte hain
hussain o dil-nasheen pouday
khizaa kay waar sahte hain
sisaktay hain bilaktey hain
magar chup chaap rehtay hain
darakhton par udasiyoon ki
jaisay bail hai chhai
yeh kiasa khail hai raahi
har ik chehray peh
teh dar teh kayi parday
zuba khamosh hai sab ki
koi akaar dua karday
koi tou sukut raftagan ko
toar kay jaye
koi tou aaye
jo toota howa pal joor kay jaye
jidhar daikho hai mayoosi
jidhar jao hai tanhaaee
nah he mousam suhana hai
nah he afkar mein tabinda
nah he sochon mein ranayi
mazaar dil howa khasta
hai har ik nafs lab basta
bari mushkil mein hain maula
tera he aasra hai ab
tujhi say mangte hain rabbe
jahan dekhin woh daldal hai
jahan jayen wahein khayi
yeh kaisi reet he raahi

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