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secretary goes to the doctor on behalf of boss, -Big boss no fart- doctor gives tablet, next day secretary returns to doctor, -Big boss no fart- doc gives a bigger tablet, next day secretary returns, -Big boss no fart-, doctor scratches his head, gets out an old large bottle, gives tablet size of tennis ball, next day secretary returns,-Big fart no Boss!-

A guy went for an interview at a big IT MNC for
the position of ''Computer Hacking Investigator''

So what makes you suitable for this job? the boss asked him.

Well, he replied, ''I hacked into your computer and invited myself for this interview.

A guy went for an interview at a big IT MNC for
the position of ''Computer Hacking Investigator''

So what makes you suitable for this job? the boss asked him.

Well, he replied, ''I hacked into your computer and invited myself for this interview.

A Great Example Of Matlabi Girls:-
girl-hi
admin-hi
girl-can v be freinds
admin-y not
girl-plz tag my page
admin-ohk
after taging...
admin-done
girl-(no rply)
admin-r u dere
girl-(no rply)
admin-plz reply
girl-(no rply)
admin removed tag...
girl-hi
admin-ab kya hua
girl-vo ntwrk slow ho gya tha
admin-ohk....
girl-plz make me admin of ur pagethen..
girl-hi
girl-ru dere?????????
girl-y nt rplyng
girl-???????
girl-??????
girl-????
girl-???
girl-??
girl-?
Moral:-Jese Ko Tesa...

one day a anymnous plane was crossing pakistan that suddenly their plane got out of order and was near to crash then one of thier captain suggest that ask for help to any paki as they r so genious and when they asked the paki answerd ""bhai mujhay yeh to nahi pata keh ab tum ko kya karna chahiye lekin mairay saath kaho a allah hamain maaf kar day aur hamain janat naseeb akrna.