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When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flows from your eyes always say these words... Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…

Put a small amount of paint or ink on your finger. Go up to your victim and pretend to notice a "mark" on the victim's face. Tell the victim that you'll rub it off. Instead, actually place a mark ON their face. Act like you got the mark off and walk away.

If obstacles get in your way, do as the wind does... whistle and go around them.

Good Day!

Good Time, Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time, Work Time, Off Time, Happy Time, Sad Time, Sleep Time, In the Meantme.

I Miss You all the Time!

Remember, if yesterday didn't end up the way you planned, God created today for you to start a new one.

Pappu: Ma'm, I want to go to the toilet.

Teacher: I want to hear A-Z from you before I let you go.

Pappu: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN_ _QRS_UVWX_Z!

Teacher: Where is P, O, T, Y?

Pappu: In my shorts.

Pappu's girlfriend told him to bring the PROTECTION next time they go on a date.

Pappu brought

3 cousins,

25 friends and

34 bodyguards with hockey sticks and weapons.

Wat a RIP OFF! I saw a book in the store titled: 37 Mating Positions. I took it home, sat in my room,opend it. Damn it...It was a book on CHESS!

Girl: What time do you go to sleep?

Boy: Only when you go to sleep.

Girl: Why only after I go to sleep?

Boy: Beacause then I don't have any reason to be awake!