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Love ur life bcoz life is a long journey to go. Life is a game yet to be played more. Life is a question yet to be answered more. Life is a challenge yet to be faced more. So live ur life as long as u can. Every moment is lovable in life.

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

Wat a RIP OFF! I saw a book in the store titled: 37 Mating Positions. I took it home, sat in my room,opend it. Damn it...It was a book on CHESS!

As the years go by,
u may loose ur hair,
teeth & eye sight,
but not ur smartness,
talent,brightness, intellignce
coz u cant loose
Wht u dnt hve!
Isnt it? :-)

I bet when you go to the zoo
you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.

when things go wrong...
when sadness fills ur heart...
when tears flow in ur eyes...always remember three things
1---GOD
2---ur parents
3---my sincere prayers.....
GOoD LUCK & God Bless U.

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe ""go to hell""

Ek larka tha. Usko bathroom jana tha tho wo apne miss ke pas jatha hai or bolta hai,
""Miss me washroom ja sakta hoon?""
Tho Miss bolti hai
""Ye english ka period hai tho english me bholo""
Tho larka bolta hai
""Miss may I go to washroom?""
Tho miss bolti hai yes. Phir urdu ke period me wo larka apne sir ke pas jatha hai or bolta hai
""Sir may I go to washroom?""
Tho Sir bolta hai
""Ye urdu ka period hai, tho urdu mai bholo.""
Tho larka bolta hai
""Sir me washroom ja sakta hoon?""
Tho sir bolta hai yes. Phir music ke perios me, wo larka apne miss ke pass jatha hai or bolta hai\
""Miss me washroom ja sakta hoon?""
Tho Miss bolti hai
""Ye music ka period hai, tho music me bholo""
Tho larka gana gata hai,
""Ayre, Ayre, zore ki pishi aye re""
Tho Miss jawab de thi hai ek gane me,
""Jao re, Jao re, pishi karke aao re""

Take off your clothes,Relax on your bed,Close your eyes,open your legs as much as you can,its time for........................Pampers!!!!

Two men working in a facory were talking. I know how to get some time off, said one.

How are you going to do that?

Watch, he said, and climbed up on a rafter. The foreman asked what he was doing up there, and the man replied.I--m a lightbulb.

I think you need some time off, the foreman said said, and the first man walked out of the factory. After a moment, the second man followed him.

where do you think you--re going? the foreman shouted.

I can--t work in the dark, he said.

A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt, pants and socks.
The teacher, alarmed, approached him and asked what is going on?

I am only following the instructions -- the test paper states, answer the questions in brief.----








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A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, You can--t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.

The guy says okay, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins -- and they--re all wearing sunglasses. He pulls the guy over and demands, I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?

The guy replies, I did. Today I--m taking them to the beach!




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When u feel sad?. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, ?damn I am really so cute? u will overcome your sadness. But don?t make this a habit?.. Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Aftab khan

Life is touch & go.
Some people will be there
only for sometime,
some will go away,
but ppl who find u special,
will always find ways to stay.


Aftab khan

Just go to hell

yes you

u only !

because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.!


Aftab khan

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn?t jump with them,
I?d be at the bottom to catch them.


Aftab khan (T@BI)

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign
WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

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