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Ab k mujh ko Dekh k wo Dekhta reh jaye Ga...!
es Qadar Badlen Gay hum Wo sochta Reh jaye Ga.

Pathan apne bhai se: tum hamara shadi par kiya khas kare ga?
Bhai: hum tumhara shadi main hawai firing nahin balke khudkash dhama ke kare ga!!!

jo beeti hai use dhurane main kuch waqat lage ga.
es ghum ko ek yaad bnane main kuch waqat lage ga.
nind to ane ko thi per dil pachle qase le batha.
ub khud ko be waqat sulane main kuch waqat lage ga.
us ka sath ub tanhai ko kerta hai or zeyda.
per yeh baat samjhane main kuch waqat lage ga.
akhar humein bhi loot ker ek din gahar jana hai.
layken itni door se ane main kuch waqat tu lage ga.
itni jaldi kua hai ?sagar? tum ko wapais jane ki.
kaam yeh dunya k nabtane main kuch waqat tu lage ga.

kanton bharay raaste par kon aap ka sath de ga,
ammi abbu nahi khawand biwi nahi bhai bhen nahi dost nahi
balke sirf our sirf aap ki chappal

gul khan mochi!!!

Jab har koi thukra de ga
Lagta hai tu mujhy apna le ga,

Tu is be-naam se phool ko
Apney aangan mein jaga de ga,

Mein to jaan boojh kar bhi sookh jaunga
Ky tu mujhey apney hath se paani pila de ga. . !

Sardar: Mein Zindagi Mein Kabhi Bhi Shadi Nahi Karon Ga
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Aur Yehe Mashwara Apne Bachon Ko Bhi Don Ga.

#jokes

Kaisay Aaye Ga Tere Khad-o-Khaal Ka Mausam ?
Qismaton Mein Jab Likha Hai Zawaal Ka Mausam
Kis Ne Khail Khaila Hai Kis Ne Hijr Jhaila Hai
Ab Guzar Gaya Jaanan Is Sawaal Ka Mausam
Kis Tarah Se Mumkin Tha Ik Shaakh Per Khiltay
Mein Ke Hijr Ka Lamha, TU Visaal Ka Mausam
Dil Ke Ab Tou Sehra Hai Aur Aisay Sehra Mein
Jaanay Kab Talak Thehre Ab Malaal Ka Mausam
Aaj Tak Bhi Thehra Hai Dil Ki Rehguzaaron Per
Tere Lams Ka, Tere Khad-o-Khaal Ka Mausam
Hum Kubhi Tou Dekhain Ge Wehshaton Ke Sehra Mein
Ay Khuda Mohabbat Ke Aitedaal Ka Mausam.

#peotry

Ye Naam Mumkin Nahi Rahay Ga, Muqaam Mumkin Nahi Rahay Ga
Gharoor Lehjay Mein Aa Gaya Tou Kalaam Mumkin Nahi Rahay Ga
Ye Barf Mausam Jo Sheher-e-Jaa.n Mein Kuch Aur Lamhay Theher Gaya Tou
Lahoo Ka Dil Ki Kisi Gali Mein Muqaam Mumkin Nahi Rahay Ga
Tum Apni Saanson Se Meri Saansain Alag Tou Karnay Lagay Ho Laikin
Jo Kaam Aasaan Samajh Rahay Ho Wo Kaam Mumkin Nahi Rahay Ga
Wafaa Ka Kaaghaz Tou Bheeg Jaye Ga Badgumaani Ki Baarishon Mein
Khaton Ki Baatain Tou Khwaab Hon Gi Payaam Mumkin Nahi Rahay Ga
Mein Jaanti Hun Mujhe Yaqeen Hai Agar Kabhi TU Mujhe Bhula De
Tou Teri Aanhkon Mein Roshni Ka Qayaam Mumkin Nahi Rahay Ga
Ye Ham Mohabbat Mein La Ta’alluq Se Ho Rahay Hain Tou Dekh Laina
Duaaein Tou Khair Kon De Ga Salaam Mumkin Nahi Rahay Ga.

#poetry