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judge:is mujrim ke dono kan kaat do.
mujrim:judge saab mere kaan mat kato warna main andha ho jaon ga.
judge:woh kaise?
mujrim:sir main ainak kaise lagaon ga???????????

do doost hotay han aur donoo fakkoon pay hotay hain aik kehta ha yaar kuch soocho k humaray fakkay khatam hoon
doosra doost kehta ha tum aisa karoo ka kuch ticketain banwaoo aur sale karoo aur us par likh do k aik admi minar-e-pakistan uthai ga agar na uthaey to gooli mar dayna
pehla kehta ha ya kasay hoo sakta ha k tum minar-e-pakistan utha loo
doosra doost ya ksai ho sakta ha us nay ka jo main na kaha ha likh do kahir un ki tickets bik gaian aur logoon ka aik hajoom lag gia ka admi manir-e-Pakistan uthanay wala ha ab us ka doost a kar karra ho gai aur logoon nay kahna sooroo kar dia ka ab uthao wo kahnay laga acha uthata hoon bar bar kahnay par aik banda tang a kar kehnay lga utha hay nahi to gooli mar doon ga us nay kah uthaoon logoon nay kaha han uthaoo pher us nay kaha uthaoon logoon na kaha han uthaoo to us nay kaha tek ha uthaoo aur rakhoo meray sar per

ek dafa ek choti se larki apni teacher ke paas gayi. us ne pucha ke main MAMA to nahein banoon gi. teacher ne kaha "" no baby u r too small 2 b MAMA"". saath mein ek chota sa larka khara tha. us ne foran kaha ""main ne kaha tha na kuch nahein ho ga.""

AIKH DAFA TEEN DOST KHASTI MAY JA RAHAY THAY RATAY MAY OON KO AIKH JIN MILA OR KAHA MAY TUM SAB KO KHA JAOON GA TO SAB RONAY LAGAY*Jin NAY KAHA MAY TUM KO AIKH SHART PAR CHORoN GA *TUM SAB KUCH CHOOPAWOO OR AGAR MAYNAY DOOND LIYA TO MAY TUM KO KHA JAOON GA * TOO DOO DOSTON NAY APNI WATCH OR SHOES CHOOPAY TO JIN NAY DOOND LIYA OR ONN KO KHA GIA OR TESARY SAY POCHA KAH TUM NAY KIA CHOOPAYA HAI TO OS NAY JAWAB DIA KAH MAYNAY {POOCEE } MARE HAI DHOONDO TO JIN NA DOOND NA SAKHA OR OSAY CHOR DIA*
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Bun jaon agar tum sa tumhain kaisa lagay ga
Her pal rahon mein yadoon mein kaisa lagay ga?

Dartey ho jo tum narazgi say meri
ho jaon agar tum say khafa kaisa lagay ga?

Tum pyar mein khud ko ho mitanay pay raazi
Ban jay agar pyar saza kaisa lagay ga ?

Khud se bhi ziyadah ho yaqeen tum ko agar kisi per
Woh shakhs hi dey jayai dagha kaisa lagay ga?

Tum mehfil ka dia ban ker chalo phir
Tanhai milay tum ko sila kaisa lagay ga...?

Titliyan jugnoo sabhi hongay magar dekhay ga kaun
Hum saja bhi lein agar deewar-o-dar dekhay ga kaun

Ab tu hum hain jagnay walay teri khatir yahaan
hum na hongay tu tere shaam-o-sehar dekhay ga kaun

jis ki khatir hum sakhan sachayi kay rastay chalay
jab wahi usko na dekhay tu hunar dekhay ga kaun

bay sitarah zindagi kay ghar main ab bhi raat ko
ik kiran teray khayalon ki magar dekhay ga kaun...!

jo bhi kehna hay kaho phir ankaha reh jaay ga,
qurbaton k darmyan bhi faasla reh jaay ga.....,

wo guzar jaay ga in rastoon say misl e baad e saba,
or tou in rehguzaaron me khara reh jaay ga....

band kanon say sunay ga tou khanakti guftugu,,
bheegi aankhon say usy bus daikhta reh jaay ga..

chean lay ge subh ik aahat ka jhoota khuab bhi,,
aankh ki soni gali me rat jaga reh jaay gaa,,

titlian hijrat karein gi mosamon k sath sath,
or shehr e gul me aashob e hawa reh jaay ga,,

baadlon say aag barsy gi fiza e shehr per,
naqsh mit jaein gay ik naqsh e fana reh jay ga...!

Dil Ki Taak Pe Diye Jalane Aaon Ga
Mein Tum Ko Kuch Yaad Dilane Aaon Ga

Mere Dard Ko Tum Bhi Na Seh Pao Gey
Apne Aansoo Tumhein Rulane Aaon Ga

Shouq Bohat Tha Jin Galiyon Mein Basane Ka
Wahin Pe Ik Din Khaak Urane Aaon Ga

Mere Tum Se Kesay Kesay Rishte Hain
Tum Ko Ik Baar Or Batane Aaon Ga

Bujh Bhi Jaein Gi Yeh Sansein Phir Bhi Mein
Roz Tumhare Naaz Uthane Aaon Ga

Jeetnay Doon Ga Tumhein Her Baazi Aur
Apni Haar Ka Jashan Manane Aaon Ga...!

DUKH KI LEHAR NAY Chera HO GA,

YAAD NAY KANKAR PHeNKA HO GA,

AAJ TO MERA DIL KEHTA HAI,

TU eS WAQT AKELA HO GA,

MERAY CHOOMAY HUAY HAATHON SAY,

AURON KO KHAT LIKHTA HO GA,

BHEEG CHALEEN AB RAAT KI PALKEN,

TU AB THAK KAR SOYA HO GA,

RAIL KI GEHRI SEETI SUN KAR,

RAAT KA JUNGLE GONJA HO GA,

SHEHAR K KHALI STATION PAR,

KOI MUSAFIR UTRA HO GA,

YAADON KI JALTI SHABNAM SAY,

PHOOL SA MUKHRA DHOYA HO GA,

MOTI JESI SHAKAL BANA KAR,

AIENAY KO TAKTA HO GA,

SHAAM HUI AB TU BHI SHAYAD,

APNAY GHAR KO LAUTA HO GA,

NEELI DHUNDLI KHAMOSHI MEI,

TAARON KI DHUN SUNTA HO GA,

MERA SATHI SHAM KA TARA,

TUJH SAY AANKH MILATA HO GA,

SHAM K CHALTAY HAATH NAY TUJH KO,

MERA SALAM TO BHEJA HO GA,

MEIN TO AAJ BOHAT ROYA HOON,

TU BHI SHAYAD ROYA HO GA,

NASIR TERA MEAT PURANA,

TUJH KO YAAD TO AATA HO GA....!