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The impossible can always be broken down into possibilities.

A man was taking an examination for a car driving license, and one of the question asked was: "What would you do if the driver of a car ahead moved arm up and down?"

Man or woman?", asked the applicant!

Santa: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously.

Banta: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died?

Santa: I don’t remember exactly, I was only 3 years old at that time.

The reason why SEESAW was made for two people is so that when we go down, there would always be someone to lift us up again.

Good Night!

Husband to wife, "Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?"

Wife: No.

Husband was completely surprised!

Wife: I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!

Santa: I broke down and cried when my wife tried to commit suicide.

Banta: It's natural - every guy would do that.

Santa: Quite right! That's the nicest thing she's ever attempted for me!

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,

I notice that my heart is weak,

For the love I have for you,

Will always be gold and true,

I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,

But know my love will always last,

Even though we are a distance apart,

You always have the key to my heart.

While walking in the highlands, Santa fell down a deep hole.

Banta: Are U OK?

Santa: Yeah!

Banta: Did u break anything?

Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

People who judge everyone else need to put down the magnifying glass and pick up a mirror!

Have a good day!