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A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.

Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.

However bad the traffic may be, we'll eventually reach home. It's the same thing with life. However bad the situation is, we'll get over it.

While walking in the highlands, Santa fell down a deep hole.

Banta: Are U OK?

Santa: Yeah!

Banta: Did u break anything?

Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

The sweetest sounds to mortals given are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven.

~ William Goldsmith Brown

Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers!

People who judge everyone else need to put down the magnifying glass and pick up a mirror!

Have a good day!

A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction, but didn't break the law.

How come?

Most all of us love to watch movies, and usually, the bigger the screen, louder the sound, and better the quality, the better the experience is. For most people to enjoy the best experience they have to go to their local theater…For some however, the best experience is right in their home.