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The reason why SEESAW was made for two people is so that when we go down, there would always be someone to lift us up again.

Good Night!

Santa gets home from a visit to the dentist. His wife asks in concern, `Does your tooth still hurt?`

Santa:I don't know he kept it.

Jeeto (as husband is leaving): Dear, will you remember to bring home something for the rats this evening?

Santa: Something for the rats? Certainly not! If the rats can't eat what we have in the house, let them leave!

Husband to wife, "Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?"

Wife: No.

Husband was completely surprised!

Wife: I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!

Santa: I broke down and cried when my wife tried to commit suicide.

Banta: It's natural - every guy would do that.

Santa: Quite right! That's the nicest thing she's ever attempted for me!

A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her. "How many times did he kiss you?" asked her mother.

Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to boast!

Santa was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts "Noooo! Don't get off the horse! It's a trap..!"

Jeeto: What are you watching?

Santa: Our wedding DVD.

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,

I notice that my heart is weak,

For the love I have for you,

Will always be gold and true,

I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,

But know my love will always last,

Even though we are a distance apart,

You always have the key to my heart.

Santa comes home pretty late at night after a bout of drinking. As he falls through the doorway, his wife Jeeto snaps at him, "What's the big idea coming home half drunk?"

Santa replies, "I'm sorry, honey. I ran out of money".