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Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one
day he rushed into a lawyer--------s office and asked him if he could arrange a
divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and
asked him the following questions:

L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete.

L: I don--------t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.

L: I mean. What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland .

L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her.

L: Is your wife a nagger?
P: No, she white.

L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me.

L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.

L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in
bathroom. I can read, and it say: Polish Remover.

Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego?Thats Good Life?


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She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the...

Man: I want a divorce. My wife has not spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

once a couple was celeberating their diamond jublie of marriage.at this occasion many press reporters were also invited to make the ceremony much more charming.they were interviewing the couple.suddenly one reporter inquired the lady whether she ever thought of the divorce in whole time after marriage.the lady very solemnly noded her head in negative and said no i never thought of the divorce even for a single time but i thought of killing my husband many times

In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: Your honor, I want to divorce my husband.

But why? asked the judge.

She replied, Because he is not faithful to me. The judge asked, How do you know?

She replied, My lord, not a single child resembles him.


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