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Shahid Siddiqui
Love Is Die
Ye kya ghazab ho gya key khat ka aana band ho gya.............Ya mouhabat kam ho gye ya dakkhana band ho gya
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Nov 26, 2018 at 04:11
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Muzammil Shahzad
I Will Die
Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
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Feb 18, 2018 at 05:02
Category: miscellaneous
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Sms / Marital Woes
Abdul Qadeer
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.
The day before I die, I--d like to sell every piece we--ve got just to see how much it--s all worth.
Well, his friend replies, since you couldn--t possibly know the day before you were going to die, you--ll never be able to sell!
And that--s where you--re wrong, the man smiled. If I sell it, my wife would kill me!
The day before I die, I--d like to sell every piece we--ve got just to see how much it--s all worth.
Well, his friend replies, since you couldn--t possibly know the day before you were going to die, you--ll never be able to sell!
And that--s where you--re wrong, the man smiled. If I sell it, my wife would kill me!
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May 15, 2015 at 13:05
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Love
Waqas Moti
Easiest Way To Die:
1. Have a cigar daily - you will die 10 years early.
2. Have drinks daily - you will die 30 years early. 3.If you Love someone truly - you will die daily!
Naeem jan
2. Have drinks daily - you will die 30 years early. 3.If you Love someone truly - you will die daily!
Naeem jan
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Jan 11, 2015 at 15:01
Category: love
Whatsapp Messages / Relationship
Fahad Bukhari
We're Born Alone, We Live Alone And We Die Alone. Only Throu...
We're born alone, we live alone and we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.
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Nov 16, 2014 at 22:11
Category: Relationship
Whatsapp Messages / Puzzles And Riddles
Fahad Yousuf
I Am Taken From A Mine And Kept In A Wooden Case. I Dutifully Remain There Till I Die.
I am taken from a mine and kept in a wooden case. I dutifully remain there till I die.
What am I?
What am I?
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Oct 30, 2014 at 13:10
Category: Puzzles-and-Riddles
Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Abdulla Amin
Women's Tongues And Men's Eyes Rest Only When They Die!
Women's tongues and men's eyes rest only when they die!
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Oct 26, 2014 at 18:10
Category: Funny
Whatsapp Messages / Friendship
Meena Kumari
Friends Are Like Delicate Flowers, They May Dry Not They Never Die.
Friends are like delicate flowers, they may dry not they never die.
However, I am like Cactus. I shall poke you always and make you cry!
However, I am like Cactus. I shall poke you always and make you cry!
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Oct 25, 2014 at 00:10
Category: Friendship
Whatsapp Messages / Doctors
Abdul Qaddoos
Patient: I Feel So Sick I Wish I Could Die.
Patient: I feel so sick I wish I could die.
Doctor: Don't worry. I'll take care of that!
Doctor: Don't worry. I'll take care of that!
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Oct 24, 2014 at 08:10
Category: Doctors
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Kainaat Siddique
Santa Was Weeping At A Grave, "why Did You Die? Why Did You Die? Your Death Ruined My Life."
Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."
Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend?
Santa: My wife’s first husband.
Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend?
Santa: My wife’s first husband.
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Oct 18, 2014 at 11:10
Category: SantaBanta
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