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The richest man in d world

is not d one who still has

d first dollar he ever earned.

Its d man who still has

his first Friend he ever made.

Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.
Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !

Wat a married man says after years of marriage:-
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding,
She does not Trust me & I do not Understand her.

Evolution of Man,
Shadi se pahale,
HERO No.1
Shadi k baad,
COLIE No.1
Shadi se pahale,
Meine Pyar Kiya,
Shadi k baad,
Yeh Meine kya kiya...

1 DAY SANTA N BANTA WERE STANDING AT fifty FLOOR OF A BUILDING
A MAN TOLD SANTA UR SON IS DEAD!!!!!!!!
HEARING THIS SARDAR jI JUMPED FROM fifty FLOOR
AT thirty fifth HE REALISE I DONT HAVE A SON
AT twenty HE REALISE I AM NOT MARRIED
AT third HE REALISE ""OH shit"" ,,, I AM BANTA...

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company,
take my hand when u feel all alone,
turn to me when u need some one to lean on,
b'coz I'm the one u can always depend on....

A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, ""Dad, why do u keep telling people u are dying of
AIDS?""
Answer:""So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!""

A hopeless man.A feels Difficulty in every chance and
A Hopeful man feels a Chance in every difficulty.

The man who says his wife can't take a joke,
forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde