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Women admire a man
because he is strong,
But they love hum,
for his weaknesses. :D

A blind man once asked a wise man:
Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?

Wise man replied:
Yes,
Losing the 'VISION'!

Practice makes man prefect,
Then what about Women????

Any guesses????

Women are born Perfect :D

Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi,
Bas ladkiyon ko Accha lage..
Isi liye Post kar diya :D

One day a man inserted
an 'advertisement' in the
local classifieds: "Wife wanted".

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

One day a man inserted
an 'advertisement' in the
local classifieds: "Wife wanted".

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

When a married man says- "I'll think about it",

What he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.. :-P
Lolz

A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital

Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I've bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.

Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?

Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... =P =D

Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde