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Father: Beta ek Cold Drink ki Bottle to Le Ao. Son: Pepsi ya Mirinda? Father: Pepsi. Son: Plastic ya Glass wali Bottle? Father: Plastic. Son: Choti ya bari? Father: Nahin chahiye,Bas Pani Pila De. Son: Sada ya Namak Wala? Father: Sada. Son: Thanda ya Garam? Father: Chal Ja warna Mardunga. Son: Chappal Se Ya Danday Se? Father: Janwar kahin k... Son: Konsa Dog ya Donkey? Father:Mere Samny se hat ja. Son: Slow ya Fast? Father:Mery Hathon mar jayega. Son: Chaqu ya Gun Se? Father: Chaqu sy. Son: Zabah karogy ya de marogy? Father: Abey ja, B.P high horaha hai mera. Son: Doctor ko Bulaoon ya Doctor k Pas chalen?

Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina he,







Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!



Uska khun garam hoga.



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Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud hee.

If you are cold at night,
let the promise of my
love cover you like a
'warm blanket'

On this cold cold nite,
in My small small rOOm,
i Look At The Brite Brite
StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy &
DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet
SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe!

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai

Ek din ek Sardaar apni bivi ko lekar coffee shope jata he aur do hot coffee order karta he,jab waiter coffee le ata he to sardaar apni biv se kheta he ke jaldi jaldi coffe pii,bivi puchti he ke kyu jaldi jaldi piu???to sardaar kehta he aree bewakuf bahaar board nahi para kya?? usper likha tha hot coffe 5rupees and cold coffee 10 rupees