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Enjoy the little things in life for one day you'll look back and realize they were the big things.

Have a lovely morning!

Santa: Sorry, I missed your call.

Banta: It wasn't once, I called you thrice.

Santa: I was too busy dancing to the ringtone!

Doctor: Madam, your cheque came back.

Woman: So did my arthritis!

Let's play "Hide n Seek". I'll hide behind your back and when you start seeking me, I'll rush to your arms.

Wife is 'Received call'

Girl is 'Dialed call'

Aunty is 'Missd call'

Lover is 'Waiting call'

But friendship is FEVICOL.

Yeh Hai Majboot Jhod!

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

You can call me a flirt;
But when I'm in a relationship;
I'm one faithful and loyal person.

Do not count what you have lost. Just see what you have now; because the past never comes back but sometimes future can give you back your lost things.


Good Night!

What I did was foolish and impulsive. If I could take it all back I'd have done it the instant I learnt I hurt you.

It was totally unintentional and I'm very sorry for it.

Please forgive me!