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Prayer is a free outgoing call to GOD,
no network or battery problem,
always good signal and all messages sent.

Make prayer a habit and
remember me in your prayer.

Miss Call 1 masti hy
ye SMS se sasti hy
neend ko bhaghati hy
demagh ko pakati hy
or ap ko hamari yaad dilati hy

What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.

Four Things Never Come Back,
The Triggered Bullet,
The Spoken Word,
The Wasted Time,
The Neglected Opportunity !
So, Think Twice, Act Wise.

Verily! Allah commands that you should render back
the trusts to those to whom they are due [surah al-Nisa 4:58]

When I call you

1 ring means i'm thinking of you

2 rings means i like you

3 rings means i'm missing you

4 rings means i need you

5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTTHA!

a petaflop

Question: what do you call a Pakistani with 1 hair?
Ans: ikbal

The manager of a liquor store gets a midnight phone call at home:
- Hello!
- At what time does the store open?
- At ten o-clock sir.
At two in the morning, the phone rings again:
- HELLO!
- Ya (burp), at what time does, euh, the store open?
- AT TEN IN THE MORNING, sir
Again, at four, the phone rings:
- H!E!L!L!O!
- Ya, euh, (burp), at ...time, euh, does the euh store open?
- At ten in the morning sir, but I am not sure that, since you are so drunk, I will let you in.
- I (burp) don-t want, euh, to get in, euh, I want to get out!
i am saleem khan
my id fazool_admi@yahoo.com