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Boy: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karti Ho?

Girl: Arz Maarti Hu:

Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada;

Samjha Hai Jise Khud Se Zyada;

Bharosa Hai Jispe Sabse Zyada;

Hey Ishqzade, Tu Hi Hai Woh, 'HaramZada'!

Santa: My boy is growing up, he is adult and wants to go out and enjoy with girlfriends.

Jeeto: My boy is past that. He wants to stay indoors with girlfriends.

Boy: I deleted some pics from my mobile.


Girl: Why did you delete them? We should save memory.


Boy: Yeah, that's what I did...saved memory!

A boy was teaching maths to a girl. He kissed her & then kissed her again & said, this is addition. Then the girl kissed him & said, this is subtraction. Then they kissed each other & said, this is multiplication. Suddenly the girl's dad came & beat the boy & threw him away & said this is called DIVISION.

British boy: You look beautiful today,love.
American boy: Yo ass is kickin.

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Boy: Hey, I've got two words 2 say.

Girl: What?

Boy: I Love U!

Girl: Huh... Isn't that 3 words?

Boy: No!(U)&(I) are one.

Boy: I’ll climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest ocean and walk on burning coal for you.

Girl: So sweet! Can you come to meet me now?

Boy: Mad or what? It`s raining outside.

Boy: Why don't you have a boyfriend?

Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, but why don't you have a girlfriend ?

Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet. So I am just waiting for you!