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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: can kids of our age have kids?

Teacher replied NO Never!

boy said to girl :see i told you to not to worry‌.

A boy told his friend,
yaar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai

Friend answered:
Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)

Boy to a pretty girl, ajaa dil main aja, Girl: sandel utarun kya? Boy, nahi, wese hi aja, yai masjid yan mundir nahin hai.

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The president was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the boy a $5.00 bill. President Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD, which read: Dear GOD, Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those bastards deducted 95%.

Why did the stupid boy leave the class room?????
HIS PEN RAN OUT, AND HE WENT AFTER IT!!!!

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, ""Please send me a sister.""
Santa Clause wrote him back, ""Ok, send me your mother.""

Oneday in China a boy was born.Her motherasked from his husband,What should we put the name of sweet boy?
Her husband saw the boy,boy was having chinese eyes pretty nose like chinese.her husban replied,Ching pong chong.
After a year another boy was born,again she asked from her husband,boy was having same chine nose,eyes & white face.Husband replied the boy name,Pong Ching Chong.
After a few year a boy was born of the same lady.She asked from her husband, what should we put the name of a boy?
her husband saw the boy,boy was having big eyes,big nose & black face,boy was diffrent from all the other son of a lady.Her husband was shocked to saw an african boy & when her wife asked from the husband,What should be the name of this black boy?
Her husband replied,Something is wrong.

Boy : Jaan-e-man... is dil me aaja na!
Girl : Sandal utaron kya?
Boy : Pagli, yeh masjid nahi hai aise hi aaja

A boy comes to the Girls Hostel and goes to the bathroom, he touches every part of every girl. Guess!!! who is the Boy?????

Fool.....he is the LIFE BOUY...HA HA HA