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eak ladka zoor zoor sa khans raha tha us ke grandma na us sa kha ka bata jab tum khans tha ho tho moo per haat rakhna chaya ladka na jhat sa kha ka grandma mara ko is ke zarrot nahi hai aap ko is zarrot agar aap moo per haat nahi rakha tho aap ka teeth bhar aa jainga

A boy with his father went to Doctor with infection on His face After Chkup Dctr said: "apni Gf ko bolo Lipstick ka Brand badle.Tmhe MEDORA se Alrgy hy Fathr ghuse sy larkay ki trf dkhta rha;-> Boy said: d0ct0r sahab jb ap ghr jaye to apni beti ko bta dena

A BOY was sitting in a Park behind a tree with his Girl Friend…
An Old man:
Beta! Kia ye Hamari Tehzeeb hai?
Boy:
nahi uncle, Ye Defence wali nosheen hai. buahahahaha

Boy is depressed bcoz:
- Job jane wali hai :(

- Aadhi umar beet gayi, abhi tak shaadi nahin hui :/

- Credit card ka bill kaise doon ga?

- Uff! CNG ki line....
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Donon eye liner barabar nahin lgtay B-):p

A hands0m Boy enter the class room...
All girls got crazy for him...
They all stand in his way, but after his reply they all had almost died...
What he said..?
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Baji jagah dain..
Jhaaru lagana hai

Veena Malik, Pakistan’s scandal queen, has given birth to a baby boy who is named Abraham Khan Khattak.

According to details gathered here, the baby was born at a local hospital in Virginia, US.

Veena Malik got married to Asad Khattak – Dubai-based businessman – in December last year.

Boy to girl
""Yaar aaj kaal shahr say texiya khatam ho gayee hain""
She reply
""kiya karen Rakshay jo chalna shuru ho gaye hain""

once a boy was walking on his way.there he saw a pumpkin.when he took that in his hands there came outa gaint from the pumpkin.the gaint ask the boy to tell him his wish.the boy told him to give me a beautiful house.the gaint laughed & told thje boy that if i have a house.then why would i live in pumpkin.