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bottle ma Pepsi say ziyada,,,used socks may smell say ziyada,,,Adnan Sami may charbi say ziyada,,,mithai may sweet say ziyada,,,pk ma coruption say ziyada,,,,,I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Aftab khan ()
Islamabad

Man: My Grand Father lived 96 years. He never used Glasses


Sardar: O i know some people drink directly from bottle

Father: Beta ek Cold Drink ki Bottle to Le Ao. Son: Pepsi ya Mirinda? Father: Pepsi. Son: Plastic ya Glass wali Bottle? Father: Plastic. Son: Choti ya bari? Father: Nahin chahiye,Bas Pani Pila De. Son: Sada ya Namak Wala? Father: Sada. Son: Thanda ya Garam? Father: Chal Ja warna Mardunga. Son: Chappal Se Ya Danday Se? Father: Janwar kahin k... Son: Konsa Dog ya Donkey? Father:Mere Samny se hat ja. Son: Slow ya Fast? Father:Mery Hathon mar jayega. Son: Chaqu ya Gun Se? Father: Chaqu sy. Son: Zabah karogy ya de marogy? Father: Abey ja, B.P high horaha hai mera. Son: Doctor ko Bulaoon ya Doctor k Pas chalen?

Either have a bottle of beer or fill in a litre of petrol

Choice is yours, Make it wisely

Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with
an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

Santa: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.