Jokes / Miscellaneous

Maryam Rauf

Baap Beta

Aek dafa aek baap or beta bahir jatay hean baap ka beta neechay girey hoi cheeze dakhata hai or utha lata hai us ka baap kahta hai kea neechay gerey hoi cheeze ko nai uthatay phir thori durr he jatay hean tu us larkay ka baap gir jata hai naalay mea woh kahta hai beta mujeh bahir nikalo tu us ka beta kahta hai baap aap nea he tu kaha tha kea betay girey hoi cheeze ko nai uthatay

· 3 Like · Dec 03, 2018 at 18:12
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ak Motiwala

Ek Ganja Admee Ek Darahat Ke Upar Beta ;;;;

ek dafa ek ganja admi ek darahat ke niche beta hua tha ke achanak wahan se ek jirya urri jis ne us ganje admi ke sar ke upar bhid kar di to who admi us jirya ki taraf dekh kar kehne laga""tumhein scharam nahi aati lagta hai tumhari mama ne tumhein andarwiyar hi nahi pehnaya tha

· 2 Like · Nov 13, 2018 at 22:11
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Jokes / Kaka Shararti

Sana Dimple

Beta Kaise Ho??

Buzurg: Beta kaise ho??

Boy: Uncle theek hu, .

Buzurg: Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai??

Boy: Bilkul Aapki zindagi ki tarah, . .

Buzurg: Matlab??

Boy: Bhagwan ke bharose .

Thoko like

· 37 Like · May 08, 2018 at 10:05
Category: kaka-shararti
 
Jokes / Baap Aur Beta

Amir Rasheed

Beta Raat Ko Kis Waqt Soye Tay?

Father: Beta raat ko kis waqt soye tay?
Son: Mai raat ko 2 baje tak parh raha tha
Father: Lekin 11 bajy tu bejli chali gayi thi
Son: Mai parhny mai etna magan tha ke bejli jany ka pata hi nai chala.

· 8 Like · Apr 18, 2018 at 13:04
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
Jokes / Baap Aur Beta

Kashif Qureshi

Beta Paper Mai 80 % Marks Lainy Hain.

Father: Beta paper mai 80 % marks lainy hain
Son: Don''t worry dad, 100 % lunga
Father: Stupid ! mairy sath mazaq karta hai
Son: Dad pehly mazaq kis ne Shuro kia tha.

· 7 Like · Apr 17, 2018 at 23:04
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Kainaat Siddique

Beta Apple Khaega??

Mom:Beta apple khaega??
Son:No..

Mom: Beta banana khaega??
Son:No

Mom: Beta orange khaega??
Son:No

Mom: Saala baap pe gaya hai....
chapal hi khaega...

· 0 Like · Mar 28, 2018 at 00:03
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Baap Aur Beta

Ijunoon

Baap Aur Beta

baap: beta q ro rahay ho? mujhe dost samajh kar bata do.
beta: kuch nahee yaar, sabzi ke paison se mene apni wali ko load karadiya tou teri wali ne bohat mara

· 1 Like · Mar 04, 2018 at 00:03
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
Jokes / Baap Aur Beta

Saiqa Bukhari

Father :- beta iss baar exam me 90% marks lana okBeta :- nahi 90% nahi 100% ma...

Father :- beta iss baar exam me 90% marks lana ok

Beta :- nahi 90% nahi 100% marks launga

Father :- Q mazak kar rahe ho

Beta :- shuru kisne kiya?

· 1 Like · Feb 26, 2018 at 14:02
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Fozia Iqbal

Maa, Our Beta

Ek bachcha tha, oski maa osko kehti thi ke
""Agar koi cheez niche giri hoi ho, to usko mat uthana"" Ek dafa bachcha our oski maa bazar jarahe the to oski maa ek ghare me gir gai. Maa ne kaha ""Beta mujhko uthaoo"" Bache ne kaha ""Ammi aapne khudd hi to kaha tha ke, Jo cheez nije paree hoti hai osko nahin uthate.

· 2 Like · Nov 24, 2017 at 07:11
Category: miscellaneous
 
Sms / Funny

Kainaat Siddique

Abu And Beta

EK DAFA AMI AUR BETA JA RAHEY THAY THO RASTAY MEIN UN KO EK NICHAAY APPLE MILA AMMI NAY KAHA KAY NICHAY WALI CHEEZ NAI UTHA TAY .. .. PHIR AGAY GAYE THO WAHA PER EK BANDHA GUTTER SAAF KAR RAHA THA THO WAHA PER AMI GIR GAYE THO BETAY NAY KAHA KAY AMI APNAY KHUDI KAHA THA KAY NECHAY WALI CHEEZ NAI UTHA TAY

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

· 1 Like · May 13, 2015 at 07:05
Category: funny
 
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