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Father: Beta ek Cold Drink ki Bottle to Le Ao. Son: Pepsi ya Mirinda? Father: Pepsi. Son: Plastic ya Glass wali Bottle? Father: Plastic. Son: Choti ya bari? Father: Nahin chahiye,Bas Pani Pila De. Son: Sada ya Namak Wala? Father: Sada. Son: Thanda ya Garam? Father: Chal Ja warna Mardunga. Son: Chappal Se Ya Danday Se? Father: Janwar kahin k... Son: Konsa Dog ya Donkey? Father:Mere Samny se hat ja. Son: Slow ya Fast? Father:Mery Hathon mar jayega. Son: Chaqu ya Gun Se? Father: Chaqu sy. Son: Zabah karogy ya de marogy? Father: Abey ja, B.P high horaha hai mera. Son: Doctor ko Bulaoon ya Doctor k Pas chalen?

VEry Nice Msg___
Beta: Ami Men Jannat Me Jaunga?
Maa:
Beta Tum Ne T0
Log0n K Dil Dukhaye Hain__
Tum Se Sab
Naraz Hain!
Keise Jannat
me Jao Ge,
Betey ne Kaha
Ami ek Jalta hua Angara Mere Hath pe Rakh Dein,
Maa___
Ye Me Nhi Kar sakti!
Beta__
TO Phir W0
Mujhe Keise
DOZAKH Me Dal Sakta Hai___
JO 70 Maoon Se Ziyada Mohabbat Karne Wala Hai
__SUBHAN ALLAH__

Papa aur beta ek Hotel mein gaye

Papa: Waiter 1 Beer aur 1 Ice Cream lao

Beta: Ice-Cream kyu papa ?
Aap bhi Beer piyo na
papa Shocked
beta rocked

Bhagwan: Beta kya chahiye?

Admi: Meri shadi Aishwaria se kara do.

Bhagwan: Uski 1 saari 1 lakh ki hai.

Kharcha utha payega?

Aadmi: koi upay tou hoga?

Bhagwan:- Malika se shadi kar le.

imtehan ki taiyari main masrof ek bache ne apne bap se pocha.abbajan dryai niil kahan hai.bap ne akhbar parhte hoy jawab dia,apni ammi se pocho,wohi har cheez idhar udhar rakh deti hain.....hahahahaha

shadi kar lata ha to bap khata ha . tum na mujhay apni shadi ma nahi bolaya to beta khata ha ap na kon sa bolaya tha hehehehe:)is is funny

dholan na pocha aj kis ki shadi hain dhola na kha ka mein tumpoch na lag tha ...hahaha

AIK DAFA AIK BACHA BAGH ME DARAKHT PAR CHAR KAR SAIB CHURA RAHA HOTA HAY.ITEFAAQ SE MAALI WAHA AA JAATA HAY, USAY KEHTA HAY NECHAY UTAR WARNA TERE GHAR JAA KAR TERE BAAP KO KEHTA HOON.BACHA KEHTA HAY GHAR JAANE KI KYA ZAROORAT HAY, SAAT WALAY DARAKHT PAR HAIN.(HA HA HA HA)

Aik aadmi heera mandi say jotay chori kar k ghar apni maa ko laa kay deta hay k maa mein tumharay liye jooyian laya hoon. Maa agay say jawab deti hay k jeetay raho beta mein waheen pay bhool aaee thi.....

bush: meri sister da munda hoya ye..
mushraf: mubarak hoo
bush: par afsoos de gal aayy
mushraf: kyoon ????
bush: bap da pata nahee..
mushraf: koi gal nai,,,, OSAMA---- tay pa daeoo..


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