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eik bar sardar ji teesree manzil pay kharay thay k neechay say awaaz aaee k dlair singha teri tee mar gaee aa..sardarje teesri manzil say doosri manzil par atay hai to kehtay hain k oa meri tay koee tee hi nahi..phir doosri manzil say pehli manzil par atay hain to kehtay hain k oa meri tay hali shadi hi nahi hoee..sardar jii jab pehli manzil say chalaang lagatay hain to kehtay hain oaa mera naa tay dlair tay ni hai gaa

aik bar aik banana,apple aur mango hota hai

apple says people cut me and eat
mango says people pinch me and suck my head
banana says people take off my clothes to eat hehehehe

Char dost bar jata hai wahan` nanga nach horaha thaa larki nachti huyee eik ke pass ati hai woh bis dollar nikalta hai aur nachne wali ke but per chupka deta hai woh nachti huyee dusre ke pas jati hai woh pachas doller nikalta hai aur uske but per chupka deta hai woh tisre ke pas jati hai woh sow(Hundred) doller nikalta hai aur uske but per chupka deta hai woh chothe ke pas jati hai woh jeb se credit card nikalta hai aur but ke dermiyan slid ker ke sara doller le leta hai

1000ro larkiyan ayasi kay her larki pe dam nekley
aur jis larki pe dam nekley wo gher se bohat kam nikley

aik larka aik larki ko window se ishara kr k kehta hai
jahalk jhalak dikhla ja
jhalak jhalak dikhla ja
larki hath mein joota pakar k kehti hai
aik baar aja aja aja aaaa ja



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