Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Maryam Rauf
Bar Owner: You Can't Stand Here. You're Blocking The Fire Exit.
Bar owner: You can't stand here. You're blocking the fire exit.
Santa: Don't worry. If there's a fire, I won't be standing here!
Santa: Don't worry. If there's a fire, I won't be standing here!
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Oct 18, 2014 at 11:10
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Cricket
Mehwish Shahzadi
Bisla Walked Into A Bar. And Raised It.
Bisla walked into a bar. And raised it.
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Oct 17, 2014 at 22:10
Category: Cricket
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Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Farah Gulzar
A Brain Walks Into A Bar And Says, "i'll Have A Pint Of Beer...
A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please". "The barman looks at him and says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." "Why not?", asks the brain. The barman retorts, "Because you're already out of your head."
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Oct 14, 2014 at 18:10
Category: Funny
Whatsapp Messages / Doctors
Obaidullah Khan
Two old men were sitting in bar.
Two old men were sitting in bar.
One said to other, "My wife's a mess. She has gonorrhoea, diarrhoea and ascariasis."
"Why do you stay with her?" said the other.
"Because I love to fish and she has great worms."
One said to other, "My wife's a mess. She has gonorrhoea, diarrhoea and ascariasis."
"Why do you stay with her?" said the other.
"Because I love to fish and she has great worms."
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Oct 13, 2014 at 10:10
Category: Doctors
Sms / Shairi
Madiha Sultan
Uljhengy Kai Bar Abi Lafz Sy Mafhoom
uljhengy kai bar abi lafz sy mafhoom ..
sada hai wo bohat na mai asaan boht hun
sada hai wo bohat na mai asaan boht hun
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May 10, 2014 at 18:05
Category: shairi
Sms / Golden Words
Kashif Yaqoob
Zindagi Mei 99 Bar Drust Kam Karlo.
Zindagi mei 99 bar drust kam karlo aur mehz 1 bar ghalat Log tmhare 99 drust kam bhol kr tmhara 1 ghalat kam pakr lainge Isi ko "INSAN" kehte hain Aur agar 99 bar ghalat kam karlo aur mehz 1 bar Maghfirat mang Lo ALLAH tmhare 99 ghalat kam bhol kr tmhara 1 thek kam Qabol kr le ga Isi ko "REHMAN" kehte hen
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Jan 20, 2014 at 15:01
Category: golden-words
Tags: Zindagi Allah Khuda Sms Insan
Sms / Funny
Kashif Yaqoob
Ap Ne Kitni Bar Logo Sy Suna Hoga "chalo Koi Bat Nhi"
Ap Ne Kitni bar Logo Sy Suna hoga "Chalo koi bat nhi" Log ye jumla kssrat sy istemal krty hyn Hm bi aksr bila Sochy Smjay Apni Guftgu Me ye bat Keh jaty hyn "Chalo koi bat nhi" Or Hamain Andaza Bi Nhi hota k Hm kya keh RAhy hyn In alfaaz ki haqeeqet bohat km log janty hyn Asal me "Chalo koi bat nhi" Farsi Ka jumla hy Or Iss ka Urdu me Mtlb hy "Chalo koi bat nhi" tawjjo ka shukria Ghussa aa gya? chalo koi bat nhi.
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Nov 30, 2013 at 15:11
Category: funny
Tags: Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Shairi
Kashif Yaqoob
Aakhri Bar Milna Hai Us Se Bicharne Kay Liye...
Aakhri Bar Milna Hai Us Se Bicharne Kay Liye... " SaGaR " Sochta Hoon Mulaqat Mout Tak Multavi Kar Doo'n.
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Oct 28, 2013 at 14:10
Category: shairi
Tags: Shairi Poetry Sms
Sms / Funny
Kashif Yaqoob
Phir Kahin Door Se Ik Bar Sada Do Mujh Ko
Phir kahin door se ik bar sada do mujh ko
Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujh ko
Tum to samandar ho tumhay meri zarurt kya
Main to piyasa hon
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7up hi pila do mujh ko..
ha.ha,ha.ha.
Har sms Dukhi nai hota...!
" /('-')/"
Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujh ko
Tum to samandar ho tumhay meri zarurt kya
Main to piyasa hon
.
7up hi pila do mujh ko..
ha.ha,ha.ha.
Har sms Dukhi nai hota...!
" /('-')/"
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Jul 20, 2013 at 11:07
Category: funny
Tags: Dukh Dard Jokes Funny Sms
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