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Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

Hum jeete EK bar hain,
Marte EK bar hain,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

EK bar Sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai ...!
aur ja kar darwaza knock karta hai '
Gangubai : Kaun hai?
sardar : main !
Gangubai : main kaun?
sardar : ""Tu Gangubai""

Hum 1 bar jite hain or 1 bar marte hain
1 bar pyar karte hain Shadi bhi 1 bar karte hain
Jab har kam 1 bar karte hain tou phir
apko MISS kyun bar bar karte hain!

Ek bar 300 sardar

ship mein travel kar rahe thay

Lekin sare ke sare mar gaye.

kaise?

?

?

?

Nothing serious.

Ship beech mein khrab hua

tou sab dhakka dene niche uter gaye.

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein pohanchay unme se ek pizza kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe thay

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

Aik bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa……..
muje acha lage ga…
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatir
kar do na plzz…
aik pyara sa SMS!!!

AIK BAR AIK POLICE WALAY NAY AIK MOTORCYCLE WALAY KO PAKAR LIYA MOTORCYCLE WALAY NAY KAHA JANAB MERA KASOOR KAYA HAI TO POLICE WALAY NAY KAHA KAY TUM NAY ASHARA (SIGNAL) TORA (BREAK) HAI TO MOTERCYCLE WALAY NAY KAHA MEIN TO JALTA HOA CHORE KAY AYA HOON HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

eik bar sardar ji teesree manzil pay kharay thay k neechay say awaaz aaee k dlair singha teri tee mar gaee aa..sardarje teesri manzil say doosri manzil par atay hai to kehtay hain k oa meri tay koee tee hi nahi..phir doosri manzil say pehli manzil par atay hain to kehtay hain k oa meri tay hali shadi hi nahi hoee..sardar jii jab pehli manzil say chalaang lagatay hain to kehtay hain oaa mera naa tay dlair tay ni hai gaa

aik bar aik banana,apple aur mango hota hai

apple says people cut me and eat
mango says people pinch me and suck my head
banana says people take off my clothes to eat hehehehe

Char dost bar jata hai wahan` nanga nach horaha thaa larki nachti huyee eik ke pass ati hai woh bis dollar nikalta hai aur nachne wali ke but per chupka deta hai woh nachti huyee dusre ke pas jati hai woh pachas doller nikalta hai aur uske but per chupka deta hai woh tisre ke pas jati hai woh sow(Hundred) doller nikalta hai aur uske but per chupka deta hai woh chothe ke pas jati hai woh jeb se credit card nikalta hai aur but ke dermiyan slid ker ke sara doller le leta hai

1000ro larkiyan ayasi kay her larki pe dam nekley
aur jis larki pe dam nekley wo gher se bohat kam nikley

aik larka aik larki ko window se ishara kr k kehta hai
jahalk jhalak dikhla ja
jhalak jhalak dikhla ja
larki hath mein joota pakar k kehti hai
aik baar aja aja aja aaaa ja



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