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Santa: I broke down and cried when my wife tried to commit suicide.

Banta: It's natural - every guy would do that.

Santa: Quite right! That's the nicest thing she's ever attempted for me!

Doctor: Madam, your cheque came back.

Woman: So did my arthritis!

Let's play "Hide n Seek". I'll hide behind your back and when you start seeking me, I'll rush to your arms.

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,

I notice that my heart is weak,

For the love I have for you,

Will always be gold and true,

I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,

But know my love will always last,

Even though we are a distance apart,

You always have the key to my heart.

Do not count what you have lost. Just see what you have now; because the past never comes back but sometimes future can give you back your lost things.


Good Night!

What I did was foolish and impulsive. If I could take it all back I'd have done it the instant I learnt I hurt you.

It was totally unintentional and I'm very sorry for it.

Please forgive me!

While walking in the highlands, Santa fell down a deep hole.

Banta: Are U OK?

Santa: Yeah!

Banta: Did u break anything?

Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh; but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you!

People who judge everyone else need to put down the magnifying glass and pick up a mirror!

Have a good day!