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Four things never come back:

The spoken word;

The wasted time;

The past life;

And the neglected opportunity.

So think twice, act wise!

Do it right or do it wrong, they're still gonna talk behind your back.

So just do whatever makes you happy!

Santa: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously.

Banta: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died?

Santa: I don’t remember exactly, I was only 3 years old at that time.

The reason why SEESAW was made for two people is so that when we go down, there would always be someone to lift us up again.

Good Night!

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Jeeto texts Santa on a cold winter morning, "Windows frozen"! Santa texts back, "Pour some luke-warm water over it!"

Jeeto texts back, "Computer completely f****d now!"

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wants them either!

Husband to wife, "Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?"

Wife: No.

Husband was completely surprised!

Wife: I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!

Enjoy the little things in life for one day you'll look back and realize they were the big things.

Have a lovely morning!