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Apni Yadon Say Kaho Aaj Ki Chuti Day Dain Mujhe
Ishq Kay Hissay Mein Ek Itwaar Bhi Hona Chahiye

Husband apni wife ka janaza le k ja raha tha*
Janaze k aage 1 kutta or peeche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi*
1 aadmi aa kar puchta hai*
Bhai ye sub kese huwa?
Husband:

Is kutte ne kaat liya tha or meri wife mar gai*
Aadmi:
Ye kutta 1 din k liye mujhe de do*
Husband:
Tum kya samajhte ho? ye sub log meri b v k
janaze mein shirkat karne aaye hen. ye sub kutta
lene aaye hen* Peeche line mein lag jao*
Urri. Baba

Na Koi Subha Na Koi Apni Shaam Dete Ho

Dil Dharakne Ko Mohabbat Ka Naam Dete Ho

Roz Chale Aate Ho Mere Khowab Mein Tum

In Aankhon Ko Tum Na Ek Pal Araam Dete Ho,

Tum Se To Na Poocha Gaya Mera Hal-e-Dil Aur

Ghairon Ko Roz Naya Salam Dete Ho,

Jab Kaat Diya Apne Aangan Se Shajar

Phir Kyun Sada Hum Ko Sar-e-Aam Dete Ho

Hum Ne Yaad Rakha Phir Bhi Mujrim Thehre

Shayad Bhoolne Per Tum Inaam Dete Ho...!

Apni Zindagi ki her Shaam Teray Naam kardoon
Teri hi Aankhon ka Jaam Teray Naam kardoon
Main Doob jaoon Teri in Jheel si Gehri Aankhon mai
Phir apni Barbadi ka ilzam Teray Naam kar doon
Mai apni Rooh ko Tere Wajood mai bhar doon
Phir apni Zaat apna her Payam Teray Naam kardo
Tuu Mujhey Mohabbat ka Agaaz de Sanam
Mai Apne Pyaar ka Anjaam Teray Naam kardoon
Mohabbaton ke Qasiday likhoon Teray liye
Hazaron Pyaar ke Peghaam Teray Naam kardoon
Ho jis ka Zikar Mohabbat ki her kahani mai
Ek aisa Pyaar ka Peghaam Tere Naam kardoon...!

Sawan bhaadon apni aankhen, phir us rut ki baat kahan
Apney ashk musalsal barsain apni si barsaat kahan

Chand ne kya kya manzil kar li, Nikla, chamka, doob gaya
Hum jo aankh jhapak lain, so lain, ay dil hum ko raat kahan

Preet ka karobaar bohat hay, ab tu aur bhi phail chala
par wo hum se aa k mil len, ese bhi halaat kahan

Qais ka naam suna hi ho ga, hum sey bhi mulaqaat karo
Ishq o junoon ki manzil mushkil, sab ki ye oqaat kahan...!

AIK POLICE INSPECTOR APNI BARAT WALI CAR MAIN
BETHA LARKI WALOON KI TARAF JARAHA THA PECHAY
BARATION KI BUS ARAHEE THEE ....................
POLICE INSPECTOR NAY APNAY SATHI KO CALL KAR KAY
KAHA KAY AIK BUS HUMARA BARI DAIR SAY PECHA KAR
RAHEE HAY ISAY ROOK KAY CHECK KAROO...

Hame apni mohabbat me kho jaane do,
har lamha mar ke aaj phir jee jaane do,
Mahobbat ne dil ko aaj phir dhadkaya hei,
mujhe Mahobbat ke aaghosh mei kho jaane do
tadap ki aag hei judaai ki baahon mein
mujhe aaj es mohabbat se mill jaane do.....
meri saans chalti hei tere naam ki aahat pe,
mujh benaam ko es naam me kho jaane do,,,
kasam tujhe chalne wali hawaon ki sanam hai,
mujhe es Mahobbat ki aaj mei jal jaane do...!

Apni Haseen Ankhon Me Chupa Lo Mjh Ko
Mohabat Agr Krty Ho To Chura Lo Mujh Ko
Khony Ka Agr Khoaf Hy To
Dil Ki Hr Dharkan Me Basa Lo Mjh Ko
Dhoop Ho Ya Sehra Ho Tairay Sath Chalain Gy
Yaqeen Na Aaye To Aazma Lo MjhKo
Tere Dukh Ko Seh Lain Gy Hans Kr
Apny Badan Ki Chadar Bna LO Mjh Ko
Sahil Se Pehle Choar To Na Do Gy
Abhi Aghaaz-e-Safar Me Bta Do Mjh Ko
Zindgi Bhi Tere Naam Kr Dain Gy
Apny Baazo Mein Chupa Lo Mjh Ko...!