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Yeh hum jo roz uthatey hain apni hi lashain,
Kisi qalam se yeh manzooriyan to hoti hain..

Gun_Gunaatay Barastay Raasto''n Ki,
Dil_Kashi Apni Jaga.......

Aur Sab K Darmiyaa''n,
Teri Kami Apni Jaga.....

Larki: kya aap mere chehre se ek cheez hata sakte hain.
Aadmi: Jee Jee kya?
Larki: Apni manhoos nazren

Uss bewafa ki yaad mein jam haath me utha liya
phir jo lagaya bread par aur fatafat kha liya

dukh apni jaga bhook apni jaga

Apni Zindagi ki her Shaam Tere Naam kardoon,
Teri hi Aankhon ka Jaam Tere Naam kardoon,
Main Doob jaoon Teri in Jheel si Gehri Aankhon mai,
Phir apni Barbadi ka ilzam Tere Naam kar doon,
Mai apni Rooh ko Tere Wajood mai bhardoon,
Phir apni Zaat apna her Payam Tere Naam kardoon,
Tuu Mujhey Mohabbat ka Agaaz de Sanam,
Mai Apne Pyaar ka Anjaam Tere Naam kardoon,
Mohabbaton ke Qaseeday likhoon Teri Sanaa mai,
Hazaron Pyaar ke Peghaam Tere Naam kardoon,
Ho jiska Zikar Mohabbat ki her kahani mai,
Ek aisa Pyaar ka Peghaam Tere Naam kardoon??.

Boy: Papa main apni girl friend ko kia doon?

Papa: Wo dikhti kaisi hay?
...
Boy: Wonderful,Beautiful,Smart Cute...Nazuk pari...

Papa: Mera zong wala number dedo.

Shohar ne Apni BV Or Khud Ko Marnay Ka Faisla Kia
Osny Apni KanPatti Py Gun Rakhi Or Bv Ko Bola

Khush Mat Ho
Agla Number Tera hy..