Shaheen Fatima

A wife was calling out for her husband from the kitchen to help her with the dishes, but did not get a response.

She went looking for him in the bed room and found hubby asleep on his files, tired of work.

She walked closer to him, looked at the innocent face, played with his hair softly, sweetly and.....
*PHATTTAKK*
....slapped his face!!!

The husband got up with a shock and asked what happened??!?!

That''s when the wife showed him her phone which showed....

"Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago"

sometimes technology... :D :) :D

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
.
Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
.
Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye

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Tujh se ab aur mohabbat nahin ki ja sakti,
Khud ko itni bhi aziyat nahin di ja sakti,
Jaantey hain ke yaqeen toot raha hai dil par,
Phir bhi ab tarq yeh wehshat ki nahin ja sakti,
Habss ka sheher hai aur is mein kisi bhi surat,
Saans lene ki sahulat nahin di ja sakti,
Roshni ke liye darwaaza khula rakhna hai,
Shab se ab koi ijaazat nahin li ja sakti,
Ishq ne hijar ka azaar to de rakha hai,
Is se barrh kar to reyaayet nahin di ja sakti..