Shaheen Fatima

Udas Lamhon Ki Wo Aziat
Main Bhool Paon Ye Kesay Mumkin

Main Apni Aankhon Ke Rutjagon Ke
Azaab Bholon Ye Kesay Mumkin?

Falk Ke Taroo Zameen Ke Yaro
Tumhare Chehre Ki Muskraht

Main Bhool Paon
Ye Kesay Mumkin.?

Wo Betay Lamhon Ke Tore Waday
Main Bhool Paon Ye Kesay Mumkin.?

Wo Bachpane Ki Thi Aarzoyen
Main Bhool Paon
Ye Kesay Mumkin.?

Wo Din Dihare Sark Pe Rona
Main Bhool Paon
Ye Kesay Mumkin.

1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I--m dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!


2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you--ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!


3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I--d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn--t know the alphabet yet!!


4) QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!


5) Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.


6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it--s a horror film. I didn--t see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.


7) Mr. Bean:

(crying) the doctor called, Mom--s dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!


8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I--m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That--s alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.


9) Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean--s Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

DIL KI BAAT BATA KAR TOH DEKHO

Nigahen nigahon se mila kar toh dekho,
Naye logon se rishta bana kar toh dekho.

Hasratein dil mein dabane se kya haasil hoga,
Apne hoth hila kar toh dekho.

Khamoshi se kab hoti hai khwahishein poori,
Dil ki baat bata kar toh dekho.

Jo hai dil mein usey kar do bayaan,
Khud ko ek baar jata kar toh dekho.

Aasmaan simat jayega tumhare aaghosh mein,
Chahat ki bahein phaila kar toh dekho.

Dil ki baat bata kar toh dekho.


THE NAME OF GOOD FRIENDSHIP(S F M )