Shahbaz Ishaq

SON: Papa Kya hm Aeroplane Se
ALLAH PAK k Pas Ja Sakty hai?
FATHER: My Son!
Hum Car Se B Ja Sakty hain
Agr Car Ap ki Mama Drive karen To...

OUT STANDING STUDENT,
Teacher: Whats the half of 8?
Student: Depend karta hai,
Agar horizontaly half karo tou 'O'
Aur vertically karo tou '3'...

Husband TV k Saamne betha Ro Raha tha..
Wife: Tum konsa Serial daikh rahe ho jo itna ro rahe ho?
Husband: Ye Serial nahi

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hamari shadiki CD hy..!

Cham cham karti Chandni,
Tim Tim karte Taaray,
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K0i b SmS nhi karta,
"Faqeer"Ho gaye kya sare?

FAALTU MESSAGE
Tchr:
agr 1 aam k darakht par 10 kely lage hain,
or un mei se 7 amrud torh liye
to

kitne kharboze bache ?
studnt: sir 9 Hathi
tchr:
wah,
tumy kesy pata chala?
stdnt:
sir,
q k me aaj tifin mai mazda ka tyre laya hu
Moral:
Rozana brush karo Varna petrol mehnga ho jay ga.
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kaha bhi hy faltu msg,
phr b parhain gy Zaroor.

A RAB hamare W0 Tamam Gunaah Muaaf Farma.!
jinKi Wajah Sy hamari Shadi RUKI Huwi Hy
(Aameen)
Note :shadi shuda Afraad "RUKI" Nikaal K Parhen.

"Zindagi mein ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna...
K TRAIN kabhi Panchar nahi hoti..!
(.")/ Wah
<)l Ustaad
/\ -Wah kitni gehri baat kar di

BEST Police is Pakistani Police
MotorCycle Wala:
Mere kaghzat to pore hain
Phir 50 rupy kyn dun?
Police:


DOUBLE SAWARI Khul gai he to tu akela q ja rha hai

Aik moti Aurat ne chor pakra or us k upar beth gai
Nokar se:Ja Police ko bula
Nokar:Meri Chappal nahi mil rahi
Chor Chillaya: Aby Meri pehn le par Jaldi ja.: