Sarmad Ali

Ek dost doosre se: ""Yaar tum kis din paida hoowe ho?""
Doosra: ""Jumme(friday) ke din aur tum kis din paida hoowe ho?""
Pehla: ""Itwar(sunday) ko.""
Doosra: ""Jhooth mat bolo! Itwar(sunday) ko to chhutti(holiday) hoti hai.""

do paagal masjid ke paas khadai thai to aik pagal bola yaar hum ne zindagi main koi mahnat aur naiki nahin ki hai chalo aaj iss masjid ko chaoun main kerdete hain yeh kehe ker woh dono masjid ki deewar ko dhakka laganai lage unhain dupeher se sham ho gai aur doop bhi khatam ho gai thi to do hatai aur bade araam se khade ho gay aur kehnai lagay yaar masjid ko to choun main ker dia hai ab araam kerlain to aik pagal kehta hai yaar hamaari chappal kahan gain to doosrai paagal nay kaha abay paagal chapal wahin hogi jahan se hum nay dhakka lagana shuroo kiya tha halaanke unki chappal koi aur legaya

Main hoon gardishon main ghira hua mujhe aap apni khabar nahi
Woh jo shukhss tha mera Rehnumaa usay raaton main ganwa diya
Woh jo teri nazar main Ajeeb tha woh hi shukhss tera Habib tha
Tere haath ki jo lakeer tha usay haath se hi mitaa diya
Mujhe Ishq hai Junoon hai abhii faisla nahi hosaka
Mera naam zeenat-e-dasht tha mujhe andhiyoon ne mita diya
Yeh udaasiyon ka Jamaal hai k humara Auj-e-kamaal hai
Kabhi raat se bhi chupa liya kabhi shehar bhar ko bata diya
Mere mausamo''onn, meri umar ka baagh abhi poora khila na tha
Woh jo phool thy teri chah kay usay Zard rut ne Giraa diya....