Sarmad Ali

one son ask to his father,
what is a difference b/w confident and confidential.
he reply:
U r my son that is confidnet and ur friends is also my son this is confidential.hahahaha

Faheem Qamar

Teacher: Wts ur father name in English...
Sardat: Breautifull red underware...
Teacher: R u jocking...?
Sardar: No his name is SUNDER LAL CHADA

Kaila Lemoon Se: Yaar tunari bhi koi zindagi hay sub tume nachoor ke kha jatey hain
Lemoon kaily Se: Yaar Meri Chhoro tume tu sub Nanga ker k kha jaty hain. hahahahahaha

Aik Glass Pani Peenay Mey 6 Sunnatein Hain.

1. Seedhay Hath Say Pakar Kar Peena.
2. Beth Kar Peena.
3. BISMILLAH say Shroo Karna.
4. Pani Dekh Kar Peena.
5. Teen Ghoont Mein Peena.
6. Pee Kar ALHAMDULILAH Kehna.


love2lesss@yahoo.com

Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Girl: kyaa!

Boy: achi film hai na!!!
Girl: kutty k bachy.

Boy: WHAT????
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!


if any girl or aunti want some fun so plz mail me on my email i--m waiting

mulla Sahib
1 mulla ki shadi nahin ho rahi thi,wo mannat mangnay gya wahan uski maa khai men gir gai,Mulla bola Ya KHUDA teri Khudai,Apni to mili nahin Abba ki bhi gawai

Love ka dinner,,
Ishq ki biryani,,
Pyar ka salan,,
Mohabbat ki salad,,
puppi ki pepsi,,
Japhi ka raitra,,
& sweet dish mai aik LONG KISS,,
Bhook lagy to batana......